The Money Jar/Quotes

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	Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 26 "Bart's Hiccups"	27 "The Money Jar"	"The Art Museum" 28 →

Marge: While I'm out shopping, don't get any funny ideas about filching cash from the money jar in the kitchen.

Bart: Oh yeah, the money jar.

Marge: Promise me you'll be honest.

Lisa: I promise.

Bart: I hereby solemnly swear...

Marge: Okay, bye. Be good.

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Lisa: I wonder if this is wrong?

Devil Lisa: Go on, Lisa. Take the money.

Angel Lisa: Remember your promise, Lisa.

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Devil Bart: Go for it, dude. Get the moolah.

Angel Bart: That's right, Bart. Steal the bread, man.

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