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	Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 15 "Bart's Haircut"	16 "World War III"	"The Perfect Crime" 17 →

Homer: Wake up, everybody! It's World War III!

Bart: [screams]

Homer: Quick, down to the fallout shelter. The bombs are dropping.

[the family gets into the fallout shelter. Homer pulls out a stopwatch]

Homer: Eighteen seconds. If this were really a nuclear war, we'd all be dead meat by now. Say, you're all shivering. Are you cold or what?

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Bart: Wake up, dad, it's World War III! This is not a test!

Homer: [screams, then runs to the fallout shelter. The family closes the door behind him]

Bart: Are you sure this is okay, mom?

Marge: We'll let him out in the morning.

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