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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
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"House of Cards"
"Bart and Homer's Dinner" 13


Bart: One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, the house of cards. Phew.
[Lisa and Maggie come in the room]
Lisa: What you doing?
[the house of cards falls over]
Lisa: Real unique, Bart. A pile of cards.

Lisa: Take it easy. Whatever you do, don't get the jitters. One false move, and you're a goner. You're too tense. Reeee-lax!
[the house of cards falls over]
Lisa: You've got to learn to listen to our advice.

Bart: This is one small step for kid, one giant leap for kid-kind.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces The Funeral Maggie's Brain Football House of Cards Bart and Homer's Dinner Space Patrol Bart's Haircut World War III The Perfect Crime Scary Stories Grampa & the Kids Gone Fishin' Skateboarding The Pagans The Closet The Aquarium Family Portrait Bart's Hiccups The Money Jar The Art Museum Zoo Story