House of Cards/Quotes

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	Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 11 "Football"	12 "House of Cards"	"Bart and Homer's Dinner" 13 →

Bart: One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, the house of cards. Phew.

[Lisa and Maggie come in the room]

Lisa: What you doing?

[the house of cards falls over]

Lisa: Real unique, Bart. A pile of cards.

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Lisa: Take it easy. Whatever you do, don't get the jitters. One false move, and you're a goner. You're too tense. Reeee-lax!

[the house of cards falls over]

Lisa: You've got to learn to listen to our advice.

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Bart: This is one small step for kid, one giant leap for kid-kind.

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Making Faces • The Funeral • Maggie's Brain • Football • House of Cards • Bart and Homer's Dinner • Space Patrol • Bart's Haircut • World War III • The Perfect Crime • Scary Stories • Grampa & the Kids • Gone Fishin' • Skateboarding • The Pagans • The Closet • The Aquarium • Family Portrait • Bart's Hiccups • The Money Jar • The Art Museum • Zoo Story