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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
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Homer: Atta boy, Bart! Catch this one and I'll buy you all chocolate milkshakes!
Bart: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy- oof! [Bart hits a tree, a post, then a wall, then misses the ball as he falls on the floor]
Homer: Next time, put a little effort into it, boy!

Homer: Catch this one and we all get chocolate milkshakes!
Homer and Lisa: Faster, Bart, faster!
Bart: [He runs faster]
Homer and Lisa: Fence, Bart, fence!
Bart: [Jumps over a fence]
Homer and Lisa: Ditch, Bart, ditch!
Bart: [Jumps over a pit]
Homer and Lisa: Dog, Bart, dog!
Bart: [Jumps over a barking dog]
Homer and Lisa: Cliff, Bart, cliff!
Bart: [screams as he falls down the cliff, then misses the ball]
Homer: That boy just don't listen.

Homer: Come on, Bart. Catch the ball so we can all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
Lisa: Yeah, Bart.
Homer: Start running, boy.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces • The Funeral • Maggie's Brain • Football • House of Cards • Bart and Homer's Dinner • Space Patrol • Bart's Haircut • World War III • The Perfect Crime • Scary Stories • Grampa & the Kids • Gone Fishin' • Skateboarding • The Pagans • The Closet • The Aquarium • Family Portrait • Bart's Hiccups • The Money Jar • The Art Museum • Zoo Story