The Funeral/Quotes
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- Homer: Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
- [the kids do not react.]
- Homer: [angrily] Si' down!
- Marge: Children, you're elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.
- Homer: Do you have any questions?
- Lisa: Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
- Bart: [makes noise and throat-slitting action] Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The-
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: The dude died.
- Bart: Oh boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real.
- Lisa: Eww.
- Homer: This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to!
- Lisa: Awww!
- Bart: Awww, come on, man!
