Zoo Story/Quotes

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Homer: Now over here we have a typical monkey family. Just look at their stupid antics.

Bart: [to a monkey that looks like him] Hey man, I know just how you feel.

Bart: Dad, don't tease the monkeys.
Homer: Ah, I'm just funning with them.

Homer: That's the last time I take you kids to the zoo.
Marge: Calm down, Homer.
Homer: I've had it with those vile monkeys. [Homer hears a sound] What was that?
[Homer stops the car and screams. A monkey is in the back of the car instead of Bart]
Marge: Well, then where's Bart?
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
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