The Perfect Crime/Quotes

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Marge: Fresh chocolate chip cookies. Don't touch those yet. They're very very hot.

Bart: A-ha! No one's around. The perfect crime. [Bart touches a cookie and burns his hand]

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Marge: I hope I can trust you two not to eat those yummy chocolate chip cookies.

Bart: Go on, Maggie, take a cookie.

[Maggie shakes her head]

Bart: Aw, come on, man. Don't be a chicken. Well, if you don't commit the perfect crime, I will.

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Bart: Who's she gonna believe, huh? [Bart shovels cookies into his mouth] You, or me. You can't defend yourself. You can't even talk. I'll blame it all on you. The perfect crime.

Marge: Bart!

Bart: [with a mouthful of cookies] It was her, ma'am, I swear it!

Marge: Oh, Bart.

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