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	Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 279 "Half-Decent Proposal"	280 "The Bart Wants What It Wants"	"The Lastest Gun in the West" 281 →

[Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]

Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.

Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.

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Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.

Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!

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Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!

Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.

Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!

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Homer: [about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get?

Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.

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Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!

Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.

Homer: [laughs] I have a boil on my ass.

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Homer: [giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge