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	Season 16 Episode Quotes
← 350 "Future-Drama"	351 "Don't Fear the Roofer"	"The Heartbroke Kid" 352 →

Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.

Santa's Little Helper: [makes a questioning sound]

Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.

Bart: Huh?

Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

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Julius Hibbert: Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.

Homer: Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.

Julius Hibbert: That was rubber covered in vaseline.

Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.

Julius Hibbert: [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.

[After electroshock treatment.]

Marge: How do you feel, sweety?

Homer: Much better.

Julius Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?

Homer: No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.

[Pause.]

Homer: Ha, kidding!

Julius Hibbert: [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.

[Begins electroshock treatment again.]

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Ray: So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.

Homer: What are you talking about?

Ray: I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.

Homer: What time's this show on?

Ray: Monday 9:00 CBS

Homer: And what's the network?

Ray: CBS

Homer: At what time?

Ray: 9:00

Homer: And if I wanna watch it what day?

Ray: Monday. Monday 9:00

Homer: And this is on the radio?

Ray: No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS

Homer: And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?

Ray: 9:00

Homer: On what channel?

Ray: CBS.

Homer: What day?

Ray: Monday.

Homer: On the radio?

Ray: Television.

Homer: Turn the television to what channel?

Ray: CBS

Homer: At what time?

Ray: 9:00 on Monday.

Homer: Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?

Ray: It's only on a Monday.

Homer: And what time would be a good time..

Ray: 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.

Homer: So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?

Ray: Not the radio, television.

Homer: So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC?

Ray: CBS.

Homer: CBS.

Ray: 9:00

Homer: On the radio?

Ray: Television.

Homer: Television at 3:00.

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