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Don't Fear the Roofer/Quotes

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Season 16 Episode Quotes
350 "Future-Drama"
351
"Don't Fear the Roofer"
"The Heartbroke Kid" 352


Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
Santa's Little Helper: [makes a questioning sound]
Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
Bart: Huh?
Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

Julius Hibbert: Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.
Homer: Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.
Julius Hibbert: That was rubber covered in vaseline.
Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.
Julius Hibbert: [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
[after electroshock treatment]
Marge: How do you feel, sweety?
Homer: Much better.
Julius Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?
Homer: No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.
[pause]
Homer: Ha, kidding!
Julius Hibbert: [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
[begins electroshock treatment again]
Season 16 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XV All's Fair in Oven War Sleeping with the Enemy She Used to Be My Girl Fat Man and Little Boy Midnight Rx Mommie Beerest Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Pranksta Rap There's Something About Marrying On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Goo Goo Gai Pan Mobile Homer The Seven-Beer Snitch Future-Drama Don't Fear the Roofer The Heartbroke Kid A Star Is Torn Thank God It's Doomsday Home Away from Homer The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star