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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland content update
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This is a gameplay over an upcoming update with Krustyland.
NPC Tutorial
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Hey! Who are all these people?
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Free tickets? Count me in!
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What? You think you're the only ones who survived the explosion?
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Well I…
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They say there's a sucker born every minute and these new guys are no exception. And as we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more of them.
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I don't follow…
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Let me break it down - as you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter.
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A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
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So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
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That's the ticket! Oh, and speaking of tickets, people accumulate tickets when they use the rides and all you have to do is tap on them to collect.
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The task is Reach Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1
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Some kid finally figured out Funberry Krusty-O's causes alopecia - and they're taking me for every dime I've got!
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Alopecia? Doesn't that make people's hair fall out? That's horrible!
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I know! Why couldn't it be a marketable side-effect like obesity or heart failure?
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Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
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Well, there was that class action lawsuit a while back... ah, what the heck? It's worth a shot.
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Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?
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Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger.
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The task is Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2
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Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a big enough schmuck to fix this mess?
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Hello!
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Hey, Hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
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Step right up to our newest attraction: Drag the Girder!
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Oooo. Sounds interesting! Where should I stand?
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The task is Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3
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Hey! What's the big deal?
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I usually get money for doing pointless stuff, and all I got this time was these stupid tickets.
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Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
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Also, we're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!
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The task is Build the Krustyland Entrance
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
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I'm going to need some roads to herd the customers around the park…
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Where's that job monkey? These hands were built for writing jokes and counting Benjamins, not for menial labor.
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That girder thingy was okay, but after the first few rides, it lost its appeal... what else you got?
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You're in luck, buddy! Just in time to try out our newest sensation:
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Sign
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Drag the Krustyland path to the blue space.
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The task is Place Krustyland Paths
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
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You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
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But isn't it all worth it when you get your payout of sweet, sweet Krustyland Tickets?
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I guess so, but I want all my tickets now!
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Okay, you got me. I'll let you in on a little insider info.
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Rides are for suckers, you make the real money from the rigged game stalls.
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The task is Build the Ring Toss Stall
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6
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Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
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Run it? But I want to play!
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Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.
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Looks easy enough. Just watch. clink Whoops. Okay, just one more. clink
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One more. clink One more....
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Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.
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The task is Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall and Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7
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Hey, where are all the rides? I came here to put my life at risk in death-defying stunts, not building-code violations.
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Fine, fine. I guess we could build the Death Drop.
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That sounds ominous. Is it safe?
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Actually, with zero fatalities, it's Krustyland's safest ride!
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The task is Build the Death Drop
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Cool, the Death Drop is ready - let's go!
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I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
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Oh, come on, you big baby. If Lisa can handle it, you should be able to.
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Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.
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The task is Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop
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Woo! That was awesome... I can't wait to ride it again.
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I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?
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Milhouse?
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Uggggh.... I don't feel so good.
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9
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Okay, I think I'm done. There's nowhere left to build.
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Whoa, hold up! There's a job for that!
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The task is Have a Krustyland Expansion
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10
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All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
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There's probably enough preservatives and byproducts in storage to pull together a decent Krusty Burger.
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But why would you go through all that trouble when you could just go back to Springfield and get a burger there?
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Mmmm... byproducts…
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The task is Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11
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Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
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I'm going to ride the Death Drop again! C'mon, Milhouse.
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But, Bart, this is our chance to get the first Krusty Burgers from a new location. Fresh out of the freezer!
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Fine, you go ahead. You have your lunch while I try my best to lose mine. Heh heh heh heh!
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The task is Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger, Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12
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Nothing compares to the carefree thrill of the theme park!
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The towering sights, the cacophony of sounds, the smell of unwashed carnies!
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Who are you kidding, Martin? You're not going to go on any of the cool rides.
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I have a preference for gamesmanship. In fact, I have been practicing after school for weeks!
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Yeah? Let's get the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy stall up and running so you can prove it.
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The task is Build the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall and Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
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Take THAT!... and THAT!
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Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
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Heh heh heh! Nice going, Martin, you missed every throw, but at least Cletus got a workout.
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Perhaps I am better suited to another game.
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Sure. If they ever have a King of the Nerds game, I'm sure it will be right up your alley. Heh heh heh!
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13
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Sleeping Itchy's Castle would be the perfect place to showcase my knowledge of the medieval!
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Cool, a medieval castle? I wonder what gnarly stuff goes on in there!
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The task is Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14
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Hold up! Where are the guys in armor? Are those flowers?
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Alas, poor simpleton! Sleeping Itchy's Castle is a place of mirth, not violence!
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However you have just arrived in time for a raucous sing along!
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Aaaaa... I gotta get out of here!
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The task is Make Martin Take Part in a Sing-Along
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15
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Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
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Well duh! They're all rigged! I already told you that!
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Maybe we should build a game that isn't rigged?
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Pfft, sure if you want to just give away Tickets. Go right ahead!
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The task is Build Sideshow You
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Argh! No! You built it?!
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Now any old schmuck can just waltz in and get free Tickets.
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Don't mind if I do!
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Sign
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You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
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Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16
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Hehe, I've got Tickets and they're burning a hole in my pocket!
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Build the Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop!
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Didn't I already build you one of those back home?
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Yeah, but this store has official, limited edition Krustyland nameplates!
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C'mon, dad! Build the gift shop!
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The task is Reach Level 23 and Build the Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17
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The Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop... it's everything I ever imagined.
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You know, Dad was right. This is all the same stuff we have back in Springfield except with a Krustyland logo sticker on it.
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I know! Isn't it cool?
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Official, limited edition Krustyland nameplate, here I come!
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The task is Make Bart Visit the Gift Shop and Make Lisa Visit the Gift Shop
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Hey, boy. Did you get your face plate thingy?
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It was a nameplate, and no... all they had was Bert and Bort.
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I mean, who's ever heard of someone named Bort?
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Bort
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Hello? I'm Bort. Did someone just say my name?
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18
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Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!
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Maybe we should build some garbage cans so people have a place to dispose of their garbage and recycling stations so they can also reduce their carbon footprint.
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Recycling? The only thing I recycle are gags from my old episodes! Hoo hoo heh heh!
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...Get it? That was a joke... and THIS is why we limit new material.
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So you'll put recycling stations around Krustyland?
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No.
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The task is Buy Garbage Bins
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19
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Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
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We've had several anonymous reports from Homer J Simpson stating your ring toss game is rigged.
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Wha-? Heh, heh, heh, I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here.
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Why don't I just put this envelope full of unclaimed lost and found money here on the table and we'll see if you can find out who it belongs to.
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Now you're talking my language.
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The task is Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20
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Hey! This isn't real money, it's just fairground tickets!
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Money, tickets, it's all paper, dude - the value we assign to it is a shared illusion.
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Spare me your conspiracy theories... and someone better explain what I'm supposed to do with these tickets!
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Those tickets are more valuable than gold! You can use them to buy anything you want in all of Krustyland!
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Really? Wow, it's like I'm living the life of a rich man!
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The task is Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger and Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21
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Worst. Theme park. Ever
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Krusty-versal Studios at least had Radioactive Man: The Movie: The Ride
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The task is Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22
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I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."
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...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."
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Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!
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Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?
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The task is Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, and Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23
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Ugh, I've been on my feet all day! I could use a beer right about now…
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... oh my God! This place has no beer! I gotta get back to Moe's!
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Hey, hey! My best pal isn't leaving me all alone to build the park is he?
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How about we just build a beer tent here in Krustyland?
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... and by "we" I mean you.
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The task is Build the Duff Pavillion
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24
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Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
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Hopefully nobody will figure out the "beer" is watered down spillover from the old Duff bottling plant.
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The task is Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavillion
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Hey, this beer is bland and unfulfilling…
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Just the way I like it!
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25
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Hey, Krusty. Where are all the park mascots?
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Turns out people don't want to stand in hot suits for minimum wage, so they unionized.
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They asked for 20 cents more per hour. That's what drove the park into bankruptcy in the first place.
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Though now you mention it, now that we've re-opened I could hire new workers and aggressively deny them unions.
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It's an idea that's too big to fail.
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The task is Hire a Krustyland Mascot
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26
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While a diet of fast food provides sustenance, my developed palette demands finer food.
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Look no further than Krustyland's "Food Needle" restaurant, which offers a full half-star of service!
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The task is Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27
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What trickery is this? There's no elevator!
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Very well, I will brave the ascent - but only so that I may dine on your bacon-wrapped chicken wings.
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The task is Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle
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wheeze There is no doubt the food was delectable, but I prefer the ground-floor convenience of Krusty Burger.
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28
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Hey, what gives? The only reason I came to this lame theme park was to see Orky the Orca get crazy on a dirt bike!
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Heh, heh, good luck with that! You know how long it would take to build something like that?
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Show me.
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Um... okay... sir.
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The task is Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29
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Awesome! This is the only show in the country that combines killer whales and motocross.
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I don't care much for motorcycles, but I think whales are magnificent creatures.
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Do you mind if I watch the show with you?
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Sure, I guess... just don't get all girly when the cool stuff starts happening, okay?
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The task is Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30
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Oh man, that part where the guy on the bike got eaten by the whale was awesome.
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Do you think that was part of the act, or is he, like, dead and stuff?
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With the exception of the myth of Jonah, I think the odds are probably against survival.
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Let's get something to snack on. There should be cotton candy around here somewhere.
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Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.
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The task is Build a Cotton Candy Stall
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31
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So, what do you want to do now?
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I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…
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... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!
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Don't worry, I've got this.
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Hey, Sky Finger... I'm gonna count down from 5…
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...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.
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5…
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4…
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3…
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2…
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Sign
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Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!
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That's more like it.
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The task is Build Krusty's Haunted Condo
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32
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Wow, I'm impressed you managed to get the haunted house attraction built so quickly.
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I find the key to intimidation is finding something they care about, and then threaten to kill it.
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Well, it was sweet of you to do that for me. Now, let's go check out that ride!
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The task is Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo and Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33
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That was pretty fun!
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Meh, it was kind of lame.
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I want a cooler ride that's not for girls and lameoids.
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The task is Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flear Dipper
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34
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All right! There's no line up, let's go on the Flea Dipper!
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I... don't think I want to…
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I'm going on that ride, and no dame is going to hold me back.
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FINE! I don't want to hang out with some neanderthal anyway!
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Fine, you were cramping my style anyway!
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The task is Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show
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So, uh... did you want to hang out again?
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I don't think that's a good idea. It was good while it lasted, but we're just two different people.
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Ahh, the tragedy of young love. Such sweet sorrow…
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Shut up, nerd punch
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35
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Hey, Homer!
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Hi, guys. How's it going?
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Not bad. You've done a great job fixing up the park, Homer.
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Hey! KRUSTY-land is MY theme park. You should be congratulating ME!
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Well, if you're such a big shot why isn't there a Viking Boat ride? That's basic theme parking…
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Homer! Why haven't you built a Viking Boat ride?
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The task is Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36
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Did you know, Viking boat rides were invented by the Vikings in the 10th century?
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Wow, Carl. You sure know a lot about Vikings.
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African-Icelandic Americans need to know these kind of things, Len.
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Hey! We should go ride on the Viking Boat!
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The task is Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat and Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37
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Yeah! Riding that boat has really gotten me in touch with my Viking roots!
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We should go for steaks, like real Vikings would!
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I don't know about that, Len. I'm trying to be a better Buddhist by being vegetarian.
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Well according to this brochure, the Food Needle has "Meatless Steaks" on the menu. Let's go there.
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The task is Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle and Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38
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Man, I'm pretty beat. I could use a Viking nap.
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What about the Krustyland Hotel? We could split a room and be bunk buddies!
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Uh, I don't know. I don't want it to get all weird like last time…
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Hey, you said you weren't going to bring that up again.
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The task is Build the Krustyland Hotel
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39
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Let's go, bunk buddy!
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Ugh. I better not regret this…
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The task is Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel and Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40
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Hey, Hey! Krustyland's most popular ride - The Tooth Chipper - is almost up and running again.
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Just need a good spot to set up and we're good to go.
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Oh mamma! The Tooth Chipper has the highest injury rate of any roller coaster ever!
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I can't wait to ride it!
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The task is Reach Level 29 and Build The Tooth Chipper
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 41
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The Tooth Chipper is open for business!
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Let me at it!
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Whoa, Whoa, hold on there, kid... anyone who goes up there has to sign this waiver.
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What's this? "The Happiest Waiver on Earth"? Done! Let's ride!
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The task is Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper
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Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.
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Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
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Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
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You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?!
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Woo Hoo!
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Sign
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You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!
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See also
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