Treehouse of Horror XX/Quotes
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Opening
Monster Gathering
- Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
- Boys: Hey, lame-os.
- Turner Classic Movies called.
- They want their costumes back.
- Frankestein: We lame-os?
- Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
Don't Have a Cow, Mankind
We now see Kent Brockman outside Burger Squared
- Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
- Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
- Homer: The math checks out!
- Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
- Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
- Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
- Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills Squeaky Voiced Teen and then kills the camera man]
Twenty-eight days later, Springfield's inhabitants have all succumbed to the cow virus and are eating or infecting everyone else who is not a Muncher
- Moe: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
- Barney: All right!
- Carl: Yeah, you better!
- Lenny: Thank you.
Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
Zombies burts in and attack Rainier.
- Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
Simpsons arrive in the town
- Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
- Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
(Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes to pop out. The SUV breaks a "BIOHAZARD" barricade)
- Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive?
- Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenice store owner, I am armed to the teeth. (He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV)
Lisa see the happy children
- Lisa: Time has passed.
- Children play in the streets.
- At night, there is music and laughter.
- And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
