Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song/Quotes

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Quotes

	Season 5 Episode Quotes
← 099 "Burns' Heir"	100 "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much" 101 →

Willie: There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman.

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Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] We got Skinner's underpants!

Kearney: And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.

Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did.

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Luigi: You miss-a your friend, huh?

Bart: Yeah.

Luigi: Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.

[he goes off-screen, into the kitchen]

Luigi: Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!

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Ralph: [sees Santa's Little Helper in the airduct] Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.

Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?

Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

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Skinner: Children, teachers back to your rooms. Uh-oh, whenever I get this upset I get hiccups. (hic) Oh, right on cue... [teachers and students laugh at him]

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