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Jab

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Jab
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Food/Drink Information
Type: Soda
Town: Springfield
First appearance: "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story"


Jab is a brand of soda.

History

In 1970, Jab soda was discontinued because of the overpowering sweetness of its artificial flavor. LifeBoat ended up buying thousands of unsold cases of Jab soda. A chemical in Jab, called Jab-a-tose, was put into the LifeBoat machines to mask the taste of the salt in the water.

Behind the Laughter

Jab is a parody of Tab.

Appearances