The Old Man and the Key/Quotes

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	Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 281 "The Lastest Gun in the West"	282 "The Old Man and the Key"	"Tales from the Public Domain" 283 →

Abe Simpson: I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

Audience: Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

Charo: (shaking her maracas) Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

(Zelda runs off stage crying)

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Abe Simpson:I want to drive again!

Homer Simpson:You? No way, it's too dangerous!

Abe Simpson: Well you're no angel behind the wheel. What about your DUI?

Homer Simpson:That was a DWI!

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge