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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Whacking Day 2016 content update

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Contents

Arms Escalation Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png These new cyborg upgrades are righteous!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Time travel is supposed to leave you naked, but even in the buff I'm totally badass now!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Charlton Heston brought his watch back to ancient Egypt. I bring heavy ordinance to Springfield!
Task: Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Be a Menace to Society (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Nothing gets the servo fluids flowing like over-the-top automatic high-tech weapons fire!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png *click* *click* *click* *click* Huh? Out of bullets?! Bogus!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Now where can I find 500 round clips of .90 caliber ammo?
Task: Make Snake Search for New Ammunition (8h, Police Station)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Major bummer. Cyborg ammo is totally expensive!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Gotta drum up some cash to put the blast back into my boom-fists.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Attention, Kwik-E-Mart shoppers… There's about to be a huge clean up on aisles one through… everything.
Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu *BOOM* Out of my store, you evil cyborg!
Apu I've seen the Exterminator movie! I know of your plans for our future and will feel no remorse in blasting you back to the factory where you were born.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Whoa, dude! Take a chill, these things aren't even loaded.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png You've totally messed up my sleek, futuristic chassis!
Apu It will be messed up more! We're having a half-price sale on shotgun shells. So affordable, I can keep this up all week!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Oh, man, that Kwik-E-Mart merchant totally gutted my grill.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png I hope I grabbed enough cash to cover repairs.
Task: Make Snake Go in for Repairs (12h, Springfield Penitentiary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 5

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png My bodywork is back to brand new and I even scored some sweet detailing!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png From now on, I'm keeping my chrome polished.
Task: Make Snake Prepare Lunch (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Aqua World

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Homer I heard the oceans are rising and Springfield will be submerged by 2143! I'll drown in my coffin!
Lisa If you're already dead, you can't drown. But I'm glad you're concerned about the ocean levels.
Homer We better figure out how to build a floating city real quick!
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Aqua World
Task: Place Aqua World
Homer Hmm, all it needs now is an orange tree.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Old King Coal

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Old King Coal
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 1

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Old King Coal The King of all villains is back, baby!
Milhouse Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
Bart Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
Nelson Haw Haw!
Old King Coal Lump?! I'll give you lump!!
Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)
Bart *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
Old King Coal Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 2

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Old King Coal I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
Lisa Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
Old King Coal Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
Task: Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield (4h)
Old King Coal By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
Lisa No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
Quimby King Quimby might have something to say about that!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 3

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Old King Coal If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
Old King Coal When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
Bart TMI!
Old King Coal Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.
Task: Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal (8h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Skinner This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
Skinner Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
Old King Coal Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
Task: Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Youngsters Listen Intently [x4] (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Old King Coal ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
Old King Coal Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
Milhouse Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
Lisa You're a good teacher King Coal!
Ralph I love black rocks!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 5

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Old King Coal I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
Old King Coal The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles [x10000]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Books

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Hey Milhouse look! The new book store is doing a signing with Radioactive Man's actor Dirk Richter!
Milhouse Whoa! Did I hear “Dirk?” Let's go!
Task: Make Bart Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)
Task: Make Milhouse Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)
Milhouse Well that was disappointing.
Bart Yeah, who knew there was a romance novel author with the same name.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the First Aid Kit
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Clobber Girl

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Clobber Girl Lisa
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
Bart How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Homer Like opening this pickle jar for me?
Task: Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar (6s, Simpson House)
Homer Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Apu Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Snake Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Apu Clobber Girl! Do Something!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I need to be better than this, no more violence!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
Bart I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
Nelson That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Nelson Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
Bart Owwww.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Enough!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Milhouse You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
Milhouse What do you mean? That was super cool!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
Marge You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
Marge You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
Marge Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Thanks, Mom.
Marge Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Chill Out (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Attack Helicopter

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Wiggum You know Quimby, Arnie Pye is a lone bird above Springfield. Flying anywhere he wants, looking down on all of us… should he be allowed such unfettered freedom?
Quimby You do have a point—hey, wait a minute… you're just gunning for new equipment for that useless department of yours!
Wiggum In order to make them useful, “useless” departments need new equipment even more.
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Attack Helicopter
Task: Place the Attack Helicopter
Task: Tap the Attack Helicopter
Arnie Pye Whoa, I dunno if I wanna be in the air with that beast around.
Wiggum Ah you've got nothing to worry about Arnie, nobody on the force knows how to fly it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

X-Ray Machine

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Quimby Dear citizens of Springfield, we have a healthcare surplus for the exact price of one X-Ray machine.
Quimby However there ah, wasn't enough surplus for a technician...
Quimby So when it arrives it'll be free to use by all unqualified citizens.
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the X-Ray Machine
Task: Place the X-Ray Machine
Task: Tap the X-Ray Machine
Lisa This might not be the safest thing to have open to everybody.
Ralph I'm scanning my insides like Halloween candy!
Lisa Ralph! How long were you in there?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sciencewater Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plastic Prison

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Marge Mayor Quimby, I have major concerns about our prisons.
Quimby Yes Marge? I am listening.
Marge The prisons in this town might not be adequate. Snake escapes from them on a weekly basis!
Marge Citizens would surely benefit from a Snake-proof, secure prison.
Bart So secure that only a magical wizard could escape it!
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Plastic Prison
Task: Place the Plastic Prison
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stretch Dude Bart

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Stretch Dude Bart
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Hey Milhouse, with my stretch powers back, it's time to PULL some pranks!
Milhouse Oooh, you could slap Nelson from across the room!
Bart Nelson is small potatoes, especially when I've got a big dumb russet in Skinner.
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Prank Skinner (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Skinner Who wrote “Skinner smells like re-refried beans coming out of a donkey's butt?”
Skinner Bart, I know you got your stretch powers back. Do you really want to use them on such a weak target?
Skinner And yes, by “weak” I realize I'm talking about myself.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart You know what Milhouse, Skinner has inspired me to do more with my powers.
Bart Stretching to snag drumsticks from Homer and fooling friends with shoulder taps is beneath me.
Milhouse Hold that thought. Someone's tapping my shoulder… maybe a new friend!
Bart Sorry, old habit… but starting now, I promise to use my powers to make money!
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Create a Superpower Business (8h, Bart's Treehouse)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Are you lacking a ladder? Do you need a human bridge, umbrella, or parachute? Hire Stretch Dude now!
Ned Oh Stretch diddly-Dude, I could make use of your powers!
Ned I can't reach Rod and Todd's new curtain rod. Think you could hold it high for this neighbourly guy?
Bart That'll be fifty bucks!
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Install a Curtain Rod (12h, Flanders House)
Ned What a wonderful job! The curtain rod's on the level and so are you, Stretch Dude!
Ned I'm gonna spread the good word about your good work!
Bart Glad I could unburden some of your wallet weight, sir!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Stretch Dude! I need you to help us install more ornate stained glass into the church ceiling!
Mr. Burns I think your stretchy powers could make for a great radiation catcher at the reactor.
Marge Bart! You have non-superhero chores to do at home!
Bart Arrgh! Enough! I can only stretch in 5, maybe 6 directions!
Bart That's it. My prices have doubled. Mom, I'll give you the family discount.
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Provide Stretchy Services [x3] (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Apu Since Stretch Dude Inc. went into business I haven't sold a single ladder. Yes, Kwik-E-Mart sells ladders!
Apu Stretch Dude Inc. must be stopped, for the sake of me and my eight children!
Task: Make Apu Confront Stretch Dude Inc. (24h, Bart's Treehouse)
Apu Stretch Dude, you are stretching my patience. Please stop your fantastic elastic business.
Bart Nothing a little money can't fix.
Bart You can pay me to stop stretching… for a hefty sum of course.
Apu My business will surely rebound! Thanks to the corporate bribery that I have grown accustomed to.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red [x12000])
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the First Aid Kit
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

X-Ray Truck

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy Oh I must have the best movie prop collection in all of Springfield.
Comic Book Guy Nay! All of America!
Bart Dude, you have a lot of small stuff. You're missing that one big, cool showpiece!
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the X-Ray Truck
Task: Place the X-Ray Truck
Comic Book Guy Aha! Now does this quell your vapid criticism?
Bart You've nailed the big part, but an X-Ray truck? Lame!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sciencewater Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bouncing Battle Baby

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Bouncing Battle Baby Maggie
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Quimby Gahh, there's mice in the city hall vents! Catching mice falls under the Police Department's auspices.
Wiggum No cop under my command could possibly fit in those vents, let alone someone with my curves.
Wiggum How about a baby?
Quimby You monster! The City can't just go around employing babies willy-nilly
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck suck*
Quimby Er, well I suppose there is one right there. Perhaps it couldn’t hurt to er, try.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Clean out the Vents (12h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Cletus Say blue-haired Marge, could weez Spucklers borrow that there bouncing super baby of yours?
Cletus Weez makin' moonshine and needz the trail to the still tamped down.
Marge I don't approve of moonshine but as long as Maggie's compensated fairly… I'll allow her butt to help.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Butt Slam (4h)
Marge Maggie you're back, how was working at Cletus's Farm?
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck*
Marge And what did he pay you?
Marge A jug of moonshine?! I lend my baby out to hill people and this is what you get?!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy Hello, Marge. I'm told you manage Springfield's newest superhero, Bouncing Battle Baby.
Comic Book Guy I kindly request her presence at a book signing at the Android's Dungeon.
Marge Only if you pay her! Cletus paid her in moonshine!
Comic Book Guy No worries ma'am. I only pay in common currency!
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Squiggle Autographs (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Marge Maggie you're back, how was signing books at Android's Dungeon?
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck*
Marge And what did he pay you?
Marge An Archie comic?! The lowest of the low! People are too willing to take advantage.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Hi ya Midge! I could use your help. I've got this bowling tournament... and my ball's in the shop… if I don't bowl they'll kick me out of the league.
Moe Now Bouncing Battle Baby there, she's about the size of a bowling ball. I'm just sayin'…
Marge No way Moe! People keep using Maggie for personal gains. That's not what superheroes are supposed to do!
Marge No more borrowing Bouncing Battle Baby! She'll do what she wants from now on.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Bounce Around (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spirography Factory

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Marge Homer, have you seen Ned's new paintings? They're gorgeous!
Homer Gorgeous? I doubt that. Anything stupid Flanders can do, I could do better.
Homer Well actually... the only artistic thing I can do is make up song lyrics on the fly.
Homer If only there was an easy way for me to out-do Flanders' art...
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Spirography Factory
Task: Build the Spirography Factory
Task: Make Homer "Draw" "Beautiful" "Art" (12h, Spirography Factory)
Homer Hey Ned, check out my art that is way better than yours… WAY better!
Ned Wow Homer, you've done such prepossessing geometric work and those parallel contours are just exquisite.
Homer Thanks, I guess.
Homer Outdoing Flanders was way less rewarding than outdoing the dog!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dr. Lenny's Lab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers, I'm not happy with any of my current abodes.
Smithers Do you need another mansion built sir?
Mr. Burns No no, not just another mansion. All my mansions represent only a part of me, the rich part.
Mr. Burns I need a house that will represent all parts of me, rich, evil, reclusive.
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Lenny's Lab
Task: Build Dr. Lenny's Lab
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dr. Crab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Crab
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice [x12000]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Dr. Crab Looks like I am stuck in zis horrid town.
Dr. Crab I never realized that being a crab would create so much attention.
Dr. Crab Perhaps it iz time to return to looking like ze human, and rediscover Dr. Vladmir Krabokov.
Dr. Crab But zhat will require access to ze uranium, I must find a way to into ze nuclear plant.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Study Nuclear Plant Workers (12h, Control Building)
Dr. Crab I have located ze stupid one. Now to put my plan into action.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Dr. Crab Hello, I am--
Homer -- Ooo a talking crab! Either I've fallen asleep in cioppino or the plant's got a new mascot!
Dr. Crab -- um yes! I am ze new nuclear plant mascot!
Dr. Crab Please take me into ze plant so I may do my crazy moves for za verkers.
Homer Wait a minute, bub… first I want a hug!
Task: Make Homer Compromise Power Plant Security (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Dr. Crab Mascot the Power Plant Workers (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Uranium (8h, Control Building)
Lenny Wow that mascot was great!
Carl I never knew a dancing, singing crab was what I needed to make me feel better about my job and my life!
Lenny Hey, anybody see some uranium laying around?
Carl Nope, none today.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 3

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Dr. Crab Hmm, ze workers really seem to like ze mascot act.
Dr. Crab I shall use it as my cover in ze Kwik-Ze-Mart to get ze final parts zhat I need.
Dr. Crab Just need one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.
Dr. Crab Ze cheesies are for me, zhey are so tasty.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Machine Parts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu Hey! Where are you going with my stuff, crab person!
Dr. Crab Oh me? I am not taking ze stuff, I am mascot here to cheer you on!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 4

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Apu Ooo, Kwik-E-Mart Corp's very own mascot!
Apu Wait, is this going to cost me?
Dr. Crab All I ask is one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.
Apu Deal!
Task: Make Dr. Crab Crab Dance (4h)
Apu Oh how fun! What was your name Mr. Mascot?
Dr. Crab My name iz Dr. Crab.
Apu What a fantastically fun mascot name. May I ask, is there a Nurse Crayfish?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Dr. Crab Hmm, it seems as zough people really like having a crab person valking around.
Dr. Crab Maybe I should stay as ze crab and not become ze human again. Human is zo boring.
Dr. Crab As Dr. Crab I can live my life plotting vays to kill Radioactive Man.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Build a Death Ray (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Week Wonder Films

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers, let's make another movie. It'll have to be a blockbuster though. So pitch me a blockbuster!
Mr. Burns And don't tell me it's hard.
Smithers You could decide on a subject matter by looking at popular Google searches, sir.
Task: Play Felon Battles in Friend Towns and Unlock One Week Wonder Films
Task: Build One Week Wonder Films
Task: Make Smithers Research Google Searches (8h, One Week Wonder Films)
Smithers It seems like the popular searches are for cute kittens and free porn.
Mr. Burns Perfect! We have our movie Smithers!
Smithers I'm not sure audiences or P.E.T.A. would find that an acceptable story, sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bastille Day

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
System Message Celebrate Bastille Day with everyone's favorite french femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette! Available now in The Collector's Store!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache!
Charcoal Briquette Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?
Homer Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food.
Homer It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ (4h, Flanders House)
Charcoal Briquette Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious!

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!”

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

You could cook up some wonderful prizes.
Charcoal Briquette I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.
Charcoal Briquette Keep talking...
Task: Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette (8h, Channel 6)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique!

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!
Charcoal Briquette My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman (2h, Channel 6)

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Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead.

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Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette!

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I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Charcoal Briquette Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy!
Charcoal Briquette When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash.
Charcoal Briquette Now I av my chance to do just zat.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On (4h)
Homer Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!
Cletus This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into.
Apu You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.
Charcoal Briquette Oh merci, merci.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Charcoal Briquette Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.

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Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you?

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Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare (24h)

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This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion!

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All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head!

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I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sequel Squad Membership

After tapping on 24 hours after first Friend visit

Fallout Boy's exclamation mark:

Fallout Boy Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.
Fallout Boy Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.
Fallout Boy How ‘bout Sequel Squad!
Pie Man What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.
System Message Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!
Sequel Squad Membership
Purchased System Message
Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!

Burning Memories

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.
Mr. Burns And you're back, just as I remember... burning.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories (4h, Control Building)
Mr. Burns I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.
Mr. Burns Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lasers are Forever

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Quimby Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!
Homer Whoa! Does it have lasers?
Quimby No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.
Lenny No lasers?! How uncool is that?
Carl Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!
Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers [x5] (12h, Town Hall)
Professor Frink Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...
Carl Point them at Shelbyville!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hidden High Jinks

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Homer Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.
Mr. Burns This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.
Task: Tap on the Basketball Court
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun (4h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind (4h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Me too Citizen Solar...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
'Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels (12h, Town Hall)
Task:
Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change (12h, Town Hall)
Lisa What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Lisa Neither of those points make sense.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Lisa I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.
Lisa They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Homer Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.
Homer And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…
Lisa Ugh.....
Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Lisa Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.
Lisa I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.
Lisa Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Lisa That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.
Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy (24h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off (24h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Asylum Gil Offer

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Gil Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!
Pie Man A boatload of donuts on sale?
Fallout Boy A superhero's utility belt?
Gil No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.
Pie Man I hear ya.
Fallout Boy ...
Gil I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!
Fallout Boy The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.
Gil It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for…
Gil Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?
Gil How can you possibly beat that?

Offer accepted
Gil Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.

Offer declined
Gil Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…

A Lovely Lunatic Lunch

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Bart Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!
Milhouse I double dare you to go into it!
Bart I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.
Milhouse Okay.
Milhouse Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum (2h, Springfield Asylum)
Milhouse Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!
Bart You were in there for 4 hours!
Milhouse I know! The patients were so entertaining.
Milhouse We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 1

After tapping on If the user haven't started A Stalk To Remember

Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:

Petroleus Rex Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.
Lisa That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!
Petroleus Rex Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?
Lisa It definitely does not.
Petroleus Rex Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.
Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 2

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Petroleus Rex So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?
Lisa Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!
Petroleus Rex That part doesn't really interest me.
Petroleus Rex Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.
Lisa Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield (8h)
Lisa No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.
Petroleus Rex All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.
Lisa Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research (24h)
Lisa Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.
Lisa It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?
Petroleus Rex Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!
Lisa You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!
Petroleus Rex Grrrrr...
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science (12h, Springfield Library)
Lisa Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...
Lisa I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still…
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 5

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Petroleus Rex I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.
Petroleus Rex I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.
Petroleus Rex The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Withdrawing a Blank

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!
Homer Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?
Marge Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.
Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances (8h, First Bank Of Springfield, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Comic Book Guy Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Quimby Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...
Comic Book Guy ...a promotional sale.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png There's only one way to retaliate…
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A better promotional sale!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png 25% off of everything opening sale!
Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off (8h, Coolsville)
Comic Book Guy He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Bart You want OUR sales advice?
Comic Book Guy I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Milhouse Buy one get one free!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.
Comic Book Guy No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Comic Book Guy Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions (24h, Android's Dungeon)
Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales (24h, Coolsville)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.
Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Comic Book Guy Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?
Comic Book Guy How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Comic Book Guy No.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
The Fracker New city means new grounds to frack.
The Fracker Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
The Fracker I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services (8h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers That's not what I meant sir...
Mr. Burns Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Smithers Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers Excellent joke sir.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
The Fracker You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
The Fracker Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
The Fracker Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
The Fracker Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns We'll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker Done.
Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack (4h)
Lisa No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Lisa I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Lisa It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Lisa But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
The Fracker Your rambling annoys me child.
Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground (24h)
Mr. Burns You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Bartman Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!

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Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.

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This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.

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Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.
Bartman Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man (4h, Bartman Cave)
Bartman Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
Bartman I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…
Radioactive Man "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
Radioactive Man "Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
Bartman I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself (8h, Kane Manor, Radioactive Man)
On job start:
Bartman Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Radioactive Man Good comeback, I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Radioactive Man Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
Radioactive Man And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
Bartman You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
Bartman With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Radioactive Man Oh but I couldn't agree more.
Radioactive Man And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Radioactive Man Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.
Task: Make Bartman Brood (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 1

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 2

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png There must be some brutes around town.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Apu Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 3

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If scouts here are children, then children it will be!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Skinner Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.
Skinner Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 4

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests (8h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 5

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10