| The Old Man and the 'Sino
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Old Man and the 'Sino is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After starting the update
The first line is only shown if the player was at Level 40 or above.
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With additional land now available along the side of town, it's time for us to make a decision.
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Good news! The EPA has shut down the toxic waste dump at the edge of town.
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We can do whatever we want with the chemical-filled wasteland. Ideas?
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Build an after-school center for disadvantaged kids.
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A river-walk beside the sludge sloughs!
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A kitten sanctuary!
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A toxic waste dump!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Discuss a Building Plan" (x4). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and take 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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This open and democratic discussion of the town's future is getting us nowhere.
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It's time to let a wealthy businessman tell us what he plans to do.
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What this town needs is more fun and games.
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And the most fun kind of games are gaming games.
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I shall build a “Center for Gaming,” accompanied by rooms for sleeping and tables for eating and drinking.
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He means a casino!
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Oh, is that what it's called?
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I'm afraid we'll have to say no, Mr. Burns. Springfield is a family town.
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That's right. We're not a swanky gambling town, like Laughlin, Nevada.
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What if I guaranteed one free drink?
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Woo hoo! Free drink!
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Task: "Build Burns Casino". It takes 6s.
Task: "Make Adults Get a Free Drink". The jobs take place at Burns' Casino and take 6 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark
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I'm tired of standing behind a bar.
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I'm gonna get a job in the casino and stand behind a blackjack table.
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There's jobs at the craps table too, if you is highly educated.
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You have to be able to add up to 12.
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What about you, Homer? You gonna get a job and move on up like the rest of us?
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Can't talk. Buffet.
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If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Apply for Work". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Cletus Apply for Work". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Sample the Buffet". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100/ 100/ 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Getting a job at this casino was a great career move.
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I've learned so much more about getting money out of drunks.
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I think I'll open my own slots joint, if that's okay with you, Mr. Burns.
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Perfect! Let's make Springfield a gambling Mecca.
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Maybe you can give *me* a job, and I'll steal towels from *your* bathroom.
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There won't be no towels.
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| Task: "Build Gaming Moe's". It takes 6 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Eh, what's this funny looking token?
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It says “Use Token To Play Casino Games.”
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So the token is like real money, except it doesn't have pictures of old losers on it.
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It's virtually a currency!
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Use tokens to play casino games. Watch out for chances to cheat. We're on your side - trust us!
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| Task: "Play a Game of Slots".
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, you. Don't leave the casino! You might feel sunlight on your neck or have to breathe non-smoke-filled air.
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It's eight AM. I've been gambling all night.
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But morning is the luckiest time of the day. A lot of times, bacon shows up.
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It doesn't just “show up.” I cook it by the metric ton!
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Look, I want to keep gambling, but I think my wife might be giving birth right now.
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Then start your kid off right in life, by putting all your savings on black.
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Tap gamblers to send them back to the Casino and earn rewards.
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| Task: "Tap 10 Gamblers".
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After completing Pt. 6
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Casino gaming: another successful initiative by Diamond Joe Quimby.
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Bringing my career record to 3 successes and 207 utter disasters.
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We haven't seen so many jobs created here since the Feds built that dam in the Depression.
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Is that the dam that burst in 1976 and destroyed downtown?
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Focus on the positive. It also wiped out Shelbyville.
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What's a gambling Mecca without high rollers? Get the Rich Texan and add some gun-shooting class to this event.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Visit the Casino" (x4). The jobs take place at Burns' Casino and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
Pt. 8
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, it's wonderful that at my time of life, I have a chance to give back to the community…
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By addicting them to gambling.
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You're maybe too generous, sir.
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The dealers cheat to help the players, the buffet is “All-you-can-carry-away-in-bag…”
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And you give white tiger cubs to anyone who visits on their birthday.
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Yes, I need an army of tiger poachers, but birthdays are special.
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Sir, you've done something unheard of: created a casino that loses money.
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Task: "Make Burns Feel Good About Himself". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Worry About Money". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I wish everyone wasn't so excited about organized gambling.
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Admit it, Marge. You don't like it when people have fun.
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That's because fun equals dangerous.
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Even the most fun thing in the world: knitting. I've poked myself so many times.
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I'm going to do the one thing that's fun *and* safe.
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Worry.
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| Task: "Make Marge Worry About the Casino". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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‘Night, Marge. I'm headed to the casino.
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Mmm. You know I like it better when you leave me alone with the children by going to Moe's.
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But the casino never makes me feel bad about being there! At Moe's even the cockroaches are judgmental.
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It's almost as if Mr. Burns set out to convince us to support legalized gambling no matter what.
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But that's silly. Wealthy businessmen never have a hidden agenda. Otherwise I wouldn't be voting for Donald Trump.
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Agreed, Marge. Let's all be distracted by fun games while rich people control our future.
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Keep gambling until March 3rd when the next casino expansion becomes available!
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| Task: "Make Homer Surrender Control of America". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| On March 3rd and after tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark
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I've decided to succeed in the tradition of hillbilly trash - by opening a sinful den of dice play.
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Wonderful! Let's build a whole casino strip. More fun for every lout.
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I may go to hell for gambling, but I will give my children a better life.
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They'll go to hell for smarty-pants investment fraud.
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| Task: "Build Cletus' Dice Den". It takes 6 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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