- For other uses of "Heaven Won't Wait", see Heaven Won't Wait.
| Heaven Won't Wait
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Heaven Won't Wait is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update. It requires Gabbo and Arthur to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark
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Well, Crandall, another triumphant performance.
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Yes, Gabbo, it's wonderful to see an audience touched by the transcendence of ventriloquism.
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We are, in reality, angels sent from heaven, commanded by God to help troubled marriages.
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Darn it, Luann, why do you always make fun of my bald spot?
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We have found our next project.
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Task: "Make Gabbo Plan an Intervention". The job takes place at an Orange House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Arthur Touch Base With Heaven". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark
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So let me get this straight, Crandall. We're angels sent to save Kirk and Luann's marriage.
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But God has disguised us as a ventriloquist and his dummy.
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Not the easiest set up to work with.
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"Hey, I'm a ventriloquist's dummy. Let me solve your intimacy problems."
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Look, we were throwing around ideas, I pitched "ventriloquist," God said go with it.
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You have a problem with His Ineffable Word?
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I have no problem with His Ineffable Word.
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| Task: "Make Gabbo Mutter Angrily To Himself". The job takes place at an Orange House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark
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Pardon me, Mr. Van Houten. I know you're angry with your wife.
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But I am an angel sent to bring you and Luann back together.
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I shall show you a vision of how sad your life would be if you'd never met her.
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That'll totally work on me. But Luann...
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Don't worry. My fellow angel Gabbo is plying his powers on Luann right now.
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So, Luann, Kirk seems like an okay dude...
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Aaahh!!! Help!!! This creepy little dummy is talking!!!
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Where's my taser? Where's my taser?!
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| Task: "Make Gabbo Get Tased". The job takes place at an Orange House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark
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I have succeeded in my mission as an angel, Gabbo. Kirk is once more smitten with his wife.
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I assume you've been equally successful with Luann.
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No, Crandall, I haven't.
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In fact, Luann tased the hell out of me.
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But we're supposed to move on to our next task! Dr. Hibbert is being handsy with his nurse.
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Hey! I used to be an angel. Now, I'm a taser-charred lump of wood operated by a hand up my butt.
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I don't give a crap about Dr. Hibbert's freakin' nurse!
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| Task: "Make Gabbo Rant". The job takes place at an Orange House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark
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Nice job, Gabbo. You had to go complaining about our assignment as angels.
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God's omnipresent. He's always eavesdropping. And he does not turn his other cheek to criticism.
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Now we've been demoted to angels that help cats stuck in trees.
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Anything so we don't have to deal with those idiot Van Houtens.
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No, that job's been passed up to the top angel in the area.
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Mr. Teeny? Well good luck to him.
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| Task: "Make Gabbo Help Cats Stuck in Trees". The job takes place at Trees and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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