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	Season 26 Episode Quotes
← 567 "The Princess Guide"	568 "Sky Police"	"Waiting for Duffman" 569 →

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Apu: Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.

Marge: And it's not even against the rules.

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Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.

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Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.

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Marge: I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!

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Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.

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Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.

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Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.

Marge: But you don't go to our church.

Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.

Apu: And not to take a life-- my life.

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