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Bart and Homer's Dinner/Quotes

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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
12 "House of Cards"
13
"Bart and Homer's Dinner"
"Space Patrol" 14


Homer: Hey there, boy. Mom took the girls to the ballet tonight. So it's just you and me, kid.
Bart: Err, sure, dad.
Homer: So set up the TV trays and let's get started. You want the frozen fish nuggets or the pork-a-roni?
Bart: Well it's a toss up, dad.
Homer: I've got an idea! Let's mix them together, smorgasbord style! Voila, fish pork-a-roni, a la Simpson.
Bart: Err, dad? Will it be too late for me to catch a bus to the ballet?

Homer: Where'd he go? Bart? Bart? Bart? Bart!? Bart!? Bart Bart!? BART!?
Bart: Here I am.
Homer: Eat.
[Bart takes a bite]
Bart: Yuck, tastes like dog food.
Homer: Bart.
Bart: Does eating dog food turn you into a dog?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: Well, that answers that question.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces The Funeral Maggie's Brain Football House of Cards Bart and Homer's Dinner Space Patrol Bart's Haircut World War III The Perfect Crime Scary Stories Grampa & the Kids Gone Fishin' Skateboarding The Pagans The Closet The Aquarium Family Portrait Bart's Hiccups The Money Jar The Art Museum Zoo Story