Space Patrol/Quotes

Quotes

Shorts season 2 Short Quotes

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"Bart and Homer's Dinner"

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"Space Patrol"

"Bart's Haircut"

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Bart: I've got a great idea. Let's play Space Patrol.

Lisa: I'll be Lisui... the devil-may-care rocket pilot.

Bart: Maggie can be Maggina, her spunky sidekick.

Lisa: ...and you'll be Bartron, the evil robot from Mars, gone berserk.

Lisa: I, Lisui, see my lovable sidekick Maggina in mortal danger of being liquidated by the horrible robot from Mars. [Lisa pushes Bart over] Perhaps next time, you'll resist your cruel ways, Bartron.

Lisa: Maggina has rendered Bartron's anti-gravity belt non-functional. Hail Maggina!

Lisa: Do I understand you correctly, Bartron? Do you wish me to release you from the helmet of evil thoughts with my enchanted space wand?

Bart: [muffled] Yes! Yes! Yes!

Lisa: I will do it, Bartron. Who knows what mysterious forces will be unleashed?

[Lisa smashes the vase]

Lisa: Oh no. Inside, the evil Bartron is a horrible mutant boy.

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Making Faces • The Funeral • Maggie's Brain • Football • House of Cards • Bart and Homer's Dinner • Space Patrol • Bart's Haircut • World War III • The Perfect Crime • Scary Stories • Grampa & the Kids • Gone Fishin' • Skateboarding • The Pagans • The Closet • The Aquarium • Family Portrait • Bart's Hiccups • The Money Jar • The Art Museum • Zoo Story