Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes

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Season 7 Episode Quotes

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Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!

[Milhouse runs out of the school]

Edna Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.

Nelson: Who died and made you boss?

Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.

Lisa: I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom Timer... I should be the most popular girl in school.

Lisa: Friends? Hah! These are my only friends... Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

Homer: Hey. Hmm, somebody's travelin' light.

Lisa: Maybe you're getting stronger.

Homer: Well, I have been eating more...

Bart: When the hell are we gonna get to... where the hell are we going?

Marge: [annoyed murmur] It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. It's known as "America's scrod-basket."

Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod-basket.

Marge: No, Springfield is "America's crud-bucket." At least according to Newsweek.

Lisa: Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever.

Lisa: My goony brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front

Erin: Oh, you like hangin' out, too?

Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff.

Erin: Yeah, stuff sucks.

Homer: Um... let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.

Lisa: Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?

Erin: Great idea, Lis.

Rick: Yeah, I know where there's a beach!

Dean: I know where we can get some baguettes!

Bart: I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough, but it did teach you a lesson: It's important to be yourself.

Lisa: I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean little sneak. You cost me my only friends! You ruined my life!

Dean: You taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink sea water.

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