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2016

Date Update 13 January Episode Tie-in : Much Apu About Something 21 January Event : Deep Space Homer 04 February Gil Offer : Tailgate and Daily Challenges System 10 February Event : Valentine's Day 2016 17 February World's Largest Redwood 23 February Event: Burns' Casino 09 March Episode Tie-in : The Marge-Ian Chronicles 16 March Event : St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 31 March Event : Crook and Ladder 13 April Spring Cleaning 19 April Event : Wild West 9 May Whacking Day 2016 18 May Level 60 2 Jun Event : Homer's Chiliad 14 Jun Event : Superheroes 2

Arms Escalation Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: These new cyborg upgrades are righteous! Time travel is supposed to leave you naked, but even in the buff I'm totally badass now! Charlton Heston brought his watch back to ancient Egypt. I bring heavy ordinance to Springfield! Task: Build Springfield Penitentiary Task: Make Snake Be a Menace to Society (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Arms Escalation Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Nothing gets the servo fluids flowing like over-the-top automatic high-tech weapons fire! *click* *click* *click* *click* Huh? Out of bullets?! Bogus! Now where can I find 500 round clips of .90 caliber ammo? Task: Make Snake Search for New Ammunition (8h, Police Station) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Arms Escalation Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Major bummer. Cyborg ammo is totally expensive! Gotta drum up some cash to put the blast back into my boom-fists. Attention, Kwik-E-Mart shoppers… There's about to be a huge clean up on aisles one through… everything. Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) *BOOM* Out of my store, you evil cyborg! I've seen the Exterminator movie! I know of your plans for our future and will feel no remorse in blasting you back to the factory where you were born. Whoa, dude! Take a chill, these things aren't even loaded. You've totally messed up my sleek, futuristic chassis! It will be messed up more! We're having a half-price sale on shotgun shells. So affordable, I can keep this up all week! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Arms Escalation Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Oh, man, that Kwik-E-Mart merchant totally gutted my grill. I hope I grabbed enough cash to cover repairs. Task: Make Snake Go in for Repairs (12h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Arms Escalation Pt. 5

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: My bodywork is back to brand new and I even scored some sweet detailing! From now on, I'm keeping my chrome polished. Task: Make Snake Prepare Lunch (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Aqua World

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: I heard the oceans are rising and Springfield will be submerged by 2143! I'll drown in my coffin! If you're already dead, you can't drown. But I'm glad you're concerned about the ocean levels. We better figure out how to build a floating city real quick! Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Aqua World Task: Place Aqua World Hmm, all it needs now is an orange tree. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Old King Coal

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Old King Coal Quest reward: 100 and 10

Total Recoal Pt. 1

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark: The King of all villains is back, baby! Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children? Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump! Haw Haw! Lump?! I'll give you lump!! Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h) *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by? Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Total Recoal Pt. 2

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark: I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift. Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore. Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again! Task: Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield (4h) By decree of the King, you shall all use coal! No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal. King Quimby might have something to say about that! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Total Recoal Pt. 3

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark: If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is. When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels! TMI! Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets. Task: Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal (8h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Total Recoal Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal. Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school. Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is. Task: Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal (1h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Youngsters Listen Intently [x4] (1h, Springfield Elementary) ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2. Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear. Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool! You're a good teacher King Coal! I love black rocks! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Total Recoal Pt. 5

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark: I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am. The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them! Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Brass Knuckles [x10000] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Books

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey Milhouse look! The new book store is doing a signing with Radioactive Man's actor Dirk Richter! Whoa! Did I hear “Dirk?” Let's go! Task: Make Bart Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books) Task: Make Milhouse Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books) Well that was disappointing. Yeah, who knew there was a romance novel author with the same name. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the First Aid Kit Quest reward: 100 and 10

Clobber Girl

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Clobber Girl Lisa Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back! How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me? No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence. I will show people that problems can be solved without violence. Like opening this pickle jar for me? Task: Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar (6s, Simpson House) Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists. Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me? That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power. Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one. Clobber Girl! Do Something! Task: Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake. Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems. I need to be better than this, no more violence! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight! I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words. I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus! That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars! Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence. Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever! Owwww. Enough! Task: Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight (8h, Springfield Elementary) You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating! Milhouse, I already feel super bad. What do you mean? That was super cool! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person. You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done! You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds. Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds. Thanks, Mom. Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa! Task: Make Clobber Girl Chill Out (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Attack Helicopter

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: You know Quimby, Arnie Pye is a lone bird above Springfield. Flying anywhere he wants, looking down on all of us… should he be allowed such unfettered freedom? You do have a point—hey, wait a minute… you're just gunning for new equipment for that useless department of yours! In order to make them useful, “useless” departments need new equipment even more. Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Attack Helicopter Task: Place the Attack Helicopter Task: Tap the Attack Helicopter Whoa, I dunno if I wanna be in the air with that beast around. Ah you've got nothing to worry about Arnie, nobody on the force knows how to fly it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

X-Ray Machine

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Dear citizens of Springfield, we have a healthcare surplus for the exact price of one X-Ray machine. However there ah, wasn't enough surplus for a technician... So when it arrives it'll be free to use by all unqualified citizens. Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the X-Ray Machine Task: Place the X-Ray Machine Task: Tap the X-Ray Machine This might not be the safest thing to have open to everybody. I'm scanning my insides like Halloween candy! Ralph! How long were you in there? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sciencewater Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plastic Prison

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Mayor Quimby, I have major concerns about our prisons. Yes Marge? I am listening. The prisons in this town might not be adequate. Snake escapes from them on a weekly basis! Citizens would surely benefit from a Snake-proof, secure prison. So secure that only a magical wizard could escape it! Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Plastic Prison Task: Place the Plastic Prison Quest reward: 100 and 10

Stretch Dude Bart

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Stretch Dude Bart Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fate Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey Milhouse, with my stretch powers back, it's time to PULL some pranks! Oooh, you could slap Nelson from across the room! Nelson is small potatoes, especially when I've got a big dumb russet in Skinner. Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Prank Skinner (4h, Springfield Elementary) Who wrote “Skinner smells like re-refried beans coming out of a donkey's butt?” Bart, I know you got your stretch powers back. Do you really want to use them on such a weak target? And yes, by “weak” I realize I'm talking about myself. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fate Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: You know what Milhouse, Skinner has inspired me to do more with my powers. Stretching to snag drumsticks from Homer and fooling friends with shoulder taps is beneath me. Hold that thought. Someone's tapping my shoulder… maybe a new friend! Sorry, old habit… but starting now, I promise to use my powers to make money! Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Create a Superpower Business (8h, Bart's Treehouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fate Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Are you lacking a ladder? Do you need a human bridge, umbrella, or parachute? Hire Stretch Dude now! Oh Stretch diddly-Dude, I could make use of your powers! I can't reach Rod and Todd's new curtain rod. Think you could hold it high for this neighbourly guy? That'll be fifty bucks! Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Install a Curtain Rod (12h, Flanders House) What a wonderful job! The curtain rod's on the level and so are you, Stretch Dude! I'm gonna spread the good word about your good work! Glad I could unburden some of your wallet weight, sir! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fate Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Stretch Dude! I need you to help us install more ornate stained glass into the church ceiling! I think your stretchy powers could make for a great radiation catcher at the reactor. Bart! You have non-superhero chores to do at home! Arrgh! Enough! I can only stretch in 5, maybe 6 directions! That's it. My prices have doubled. Mom, I'll give you the family discount. Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Provide Stretchy Services [x3] (12h, First Church of Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fate Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Since Stretch Dude Inc. went into business I haven't sold a single ladder. Yes, Kwik-E-Mart sells ladders! Stretch Dude Inc. must be stopped, for the sake of me and my eight children! Task: Make Apu Confront Stretch Dude Inc. (24h, Bart's Treehouse) Stretch Dude, you are stretching my patience. Please stop your fantastic elastic business. Nothing a little money can't fix. You can pay me to stop stretching… for a hefty sum of course. My business will surely rebound! Thanks to the corporate bribery that I have grown accustomed to. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Soilant Red [x12000]) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the First Aid Kit Quest reward: 100 and 10

X-Ray Truck

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Oh I must have the best movie prop collection in all of Springfield. Nay! All of America! Dude, you have a lot of small stuff. You're missing that one big, cool showpiece! Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the X-Ray Truck Task: Place the X-Ray Truck Aha! Now does this quell your vapid criticism? You've nailed the big part, but an X-Ray truck? Lame! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sciencewater Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bouncing Battle Baby

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Bouncing Battle Baby Maggie Quest reward: 100 and 10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark: Gahh, there's mice in the city hall vents! Catching mice falls under the Police Department's auspices. No cop under my command could possibly fit in those vents, let alone someone with my curves. How about a baby? You monster! The City can't just go around employing babies willy-nilly *suck suck* Er, well I suppose there is one right there. Perhaps it couldn’t hurt to er, try. Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Clean out the Vents (12h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: Say blue-haired Marge, could weez Spucklers borrow that there bouncing super baby of yours? Weez makin' moonshine and needz the trail to the still tamped down. I don't approve of moonshine but as long as Maggie's compensated fairly… I'll allow her butt to help. Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Butt Slam (4h) Maggie you're back, how was working at Cletus's Farm? *suck* And what did he pay you? A jug of moonshine?! I lend my baby out to hill people and this is what you get?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark: Hello, Marge. I'm told you manage Springfield's newest superhero, Bouncing Battle Baby. I kindly request her presence at a book signing at the Android's Dungeon. Only if you pay her! Cletus paid her in moonshine! No worries ma'am. I only pay in common currency! Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Squiggle Autographs (8h, Android's Dungeon) Maggie you're back, how was signing books at Android's Dungeon? *suck* And what did he pay you? An Archie comic?! The lowest of the low! People are too willing to take advantage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Hi ya Midge! I could use your help. I've got this bowling tournament... and my ball's in the shop… if I don't bowl they'll kick me out of the league. Now Bouncing Battle Baby there, she's about the size of a bowling ball. I'm just sayin'… No way Moe! People keep using Maggie for personal gains. That's not what superheroes are supposed to do! No more borrowing Bouncing Battle Baby! She'll do what she wants from now on. Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Bounce Around (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spirography Factory

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Homer, have you seen Ned's new paintings? They're gorgeous! Gorgeous? I doubt that. Anything stupid Flanders can do, I could do better. Well actually... the only artistic thing I can do is make up song lyrics on the fly. If only there was an easy way for me to out-do Flanders' art... Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Spirography Factory Task: Build the Spirography Factory Task: Make Homer "Draw" "Beautiful" "Art" (12h, Spirography Factory) Hey Ned, check out my art that is way better than yours… WAY better! Wow Homer, you've done such prepossessing geometric work and those parallel contours are just exquisite. Thanks, I guess. Outdoing Flanders was way less rewarding than outdoing the dog! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dr. Lenny's Lab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Smithers, I'm not happy with any of my current abodes. Do you need another mansion built sir? No no, not just another mansion. All my mansions represent only a part of me, the rich part. I need a house that will represent all parts of me, rich, evil, reclusive. Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Lenny's Lab Task: Build Dr. Lenny's Lab Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dr. Crab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Crab Quest reward: 100 and 10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice [x12000] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark: Looks like I am stuck in zis horrid town. I never realized that being a crab would create so much attention. Perhaps it iz time to return to looking like ze human, and rediscover Dr. Vladmir Krabokov. But zhat will require access to ze uranium, I must find a way to into ze nuclear plant. Task: Make Dr. Crab Study Nuclear Plant Workers (12h, Control Building) I have located ze stupid one. Now to put my plan into action. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark: Hello, I am-- -- Ooo a talking crab! Either I've fallen asleep in cioppino or the plant's got a new mascot! -- um yes! I am ze new nuclear plant mascot! Please take me into ze plant so I may do my crazy moves for za verkers. Wait a minute, bub… first I want a hug! Task: Make Homer Compromise Power Plant Security (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Dr. Crab Mascot the Power Plant Workers (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Uranium (8h, Control Building) Wow that mascot was great! I never knew a dancing, singing crab was what I needed to make me feel better about my job and my life! Hey, anybody see some uranium laying around? Nope, none today. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 3

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark: Hmm, ze workers really seem to like ze mascot act. I shall use it as my cover in ze Kwik-Ze-Mart to get ze final parts zhat I need. Just need one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos. Ze cheesies are for me, zhey are so tasty. Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Machine Parts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Hey! Where are you going with my stuff, crab person! Oh me? I am not taking ze stuff, I am mascot here to cheer you on! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 4

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Ooo, Kwik-E-Mart Corp's very own mascot! Wait, is this going to cost me? All I ask is one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos. Deal! Task: Make Dr. Crab Crab Dance (4h) Oh how fun! What was your name Mr. Mascot? My name iz Dr. Crab. What a fantastically fun mascot name. May I ask, is there a Nurse Crayfish? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark: Hmm, it seems as zough people really like having a crab person valking around. Maybe I should stay as ze crab and not become ze human again. Human is zo boring. As Dr. Crab I can live my life plotting vays to kill Radioactive Man. Task: Make Dr. Crab Build a Death Ray (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Week Wonder Films

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark: Smithers, let's make another movie. It'll have to be a blockbuster though. So pitch me a blockbuster! And don't tell me it's hard. You could decide on a subject matter by looking at popular Google searches, sir. Task: Play Felon Battles in Friend Towns and Unlock One Week Wonder Films Task: Build One Week Wonder Films Task: Make Smithers Research Google Searches (8h, One Week Wonder Films) It seems like the popular searches are for cute kittens and free porn. Perfect! We have our movie Smithers! I'm not sure audiences or P.E.T.A. would find that an acceptable story, sir. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bastille Day

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: System Message Celebrate Bastille Day with everyone's favorite french femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette! Available now in The Collector's Store!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache! Do you want me to flambé this Flanders? Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food. It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart. Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ (4h, Flanders House) Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating. I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious! Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” You could cook up some wonderful prizes. I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed? The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields. Keep talking... Task: Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette (8h, Channel 6) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show. Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique! Show the audience your stuff, Briquette! My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert! Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman (2h, Channel 6) Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead. Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette! I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy! When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash. Now I av my chance to do just zat. Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On (4h) Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger! This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into. You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette. Oh merci, merci. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name. Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you? Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection. Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare (24h) This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion! All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head! I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sequel Squad Membership

After tapping on 24 hours after first Friend visit Fallout Boy's exclamation mark: Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team. Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation. How ‘bout Sequel Squad! What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up. System Message Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town! Sequel Squad Membership Purchased System Message Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!

Burning Memories

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark: Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort. And you're back, just as I remember... burning. Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories (4h, Control Building) I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name. Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lasers are Forever

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite! Whoa! Does it have lasers? No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers. No lasers?! How uncool is that? Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers! Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers [x5] (12h, Town Hall) Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe... Point them at Shelbyville! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hidden High Jinks

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns! Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket. This court is for much more than basket-ed ball. Task: Tap on the Basketball Court Quest reward: 100 and 10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark: You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately. The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger. I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister. If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes! Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun (4h) Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind (4h) I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more! There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark: Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us? We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad. Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light. Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding! Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go! Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library) Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library) I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad... Me too Citizen Solar... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark: The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers. More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power. The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere. Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change! The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels! 'Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels (12h, Town Hall) Task: Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change (12h, Town Hall) What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change! Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around? We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks. Neither of those points make sense. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark: I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense. They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy! Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year. And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions… Ugh..... Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits (4h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark: Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore. I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger. Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them. But how are we supposed to beat our enemies? That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them. Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy (24h) Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off (24h) I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come. And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Asylum Gil Offer

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark: Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love! A boatload of donuts on sale? A superhero's utility belt? No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth. I hear ya. ... I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?! The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield. It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for… Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa? How can you possibly beat that?

Offer accepted

Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.

Offer declined

Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…

A Lovely Lunatic Lunch

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse! I double dare you to go into it! I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws. Okay. Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes. Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum (2h, Springfield Asylum) Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum! You were in there for 4 hours! I know! The patients were so entertaining. We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 1

After tapping on If the user haven't started A Stalk To Remember Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark: Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein. That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist! Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire? It definitely does not. Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then. Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past (4h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 2

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark: So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again? Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again! That part doesn't really interest me. Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield. Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants? Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield (8h) No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix. All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party. Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask! Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research (24h) Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms. It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork? Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?! You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try! Grrrrr... Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science (12h, Springfield Library) Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you... I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still… Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 5

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark: I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa. I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine. The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain. Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Withdrawing a Blank

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back! Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right? Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget. Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances (8h, First Bank Of Springfield, Homer) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city. Do we really need another comic book store in this town? Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts. I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business. Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark: I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most... ...a promotional sale. Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices (8h, Android's Dungeon) Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?! There's only one way to retaliate… Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: A better promotional sale! 25% off of everything opening sale! Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off (8h, Coolsville) He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark: Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire? You want OUR sales advice? I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes. Buy one get one free! Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale (12h, Android's Dungeon) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything. No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free! A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store! Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase! One of whatever you want with any sized purchase! Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions (24h, Android's Dungeon) Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales (24h, Coolsville) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up. I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business. Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy (12h, Android's Dungeon) Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine? I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman. Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we? How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo? Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff? No. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark: New city means new grounds to frack. Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs. I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water. Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services (8h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark: Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production! If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield. That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake! That's not what I meant sir... Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack. Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys (8h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark: Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west. I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job! Excellent joke sir. Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark: You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field? Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse. Causing an earthquake? Part of the job. Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go. We'll pay you whatever it takes. Done. Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack (4h) No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake. I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far. It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them... But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse. Your rambling annoys me child. Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground (24h) You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee! My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting. Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again! Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man. This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris. Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11. Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful! Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man (4h, Bartman Cave) Hey, Radioactive Man replied back! I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say… "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg." "Kind regards, Radioactive Man." Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight! I'll show him who the true superhero is here! Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself (8h, Kane Manor, Radioactive Man) On job start: Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha! Good comeback, I guess. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero. Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies. And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero. You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people! With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility! Oh but I couldn't agree more. And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented. Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl. Task: Make Bartman Brood (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 1

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark: What is this freakish town that I've ended up in? I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen! Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys? Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts (4h, Brown House) Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 2

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark: Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys. There must be some brutes around town. Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys? Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children. You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 3

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark: If scouts here are children, then children it will be! I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository. Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary) Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop! Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch. Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 4

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark: If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me. Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy? Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests (8h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 5

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark: Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games. What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges? I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me. Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10