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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update was released on January 15, 2015, file-named "v4_12_PromoQueenHelvetica". Gil returned with a new building-costume combo, that will be available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.
Gameplay
Islands
Upon logging in:
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System Message
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The holidays are over and we have one last gift for you! Start the New Year with your very own collection of islands, now in your inventory!
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When the player taps OK, they are taken to the "Decorations" section of the Inventory, where the 90 Small Island is in yellow text.
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Gil
After tapping Gil's Queen Helvetica mark:
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Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
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You're trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
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Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
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Oh, how she loved buying my products!
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Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
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And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
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She's a smart one. Like you.
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And pretty. Again, like you.
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Please buy something.
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I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
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Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
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Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
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Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says "HER MAJESTY".
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Gimme!
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The offer pops up.
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Offer Declined
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Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
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My "daughter", as you call her, can't feel actual sadness.
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As "she" is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
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Same goes for "me", "you" and "whatever you're trying to guilt me into buying". It's all just 1s and 0s!
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C'mon. It's a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
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I hate you. Or rather, "I" "hate" "you".
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Offer Accepted
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Congratulations on your new Castle!
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But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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Queen Helvetica
We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.1
After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Hello, Springfield! It is I, Queen Helvetica, ruler of the Kingdom of Equalia!
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Equalia is a land of tolerance and equal rights for all!
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Wait. If you’re the queen, then it’s not TOTALLY equal, is it?
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Well, SOMEONE needs to be queen. You need a government, right? But my every decree is just and fair.
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"Decree"? Sheesh, so you’re a dictator?
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There’s also a legislature. But they’ve never disagreed with my policies.
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So they just rubberstamp everything you say. THAT’S not a system ripe for abuse.
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YOU HAVE TO HAVE A QUEEN. OTHERWISE, WHO WEARS THE GOWNS AND TIARAS?
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Boys are so dumb.
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Task: Make Queen Helvetica Write Stories of Equalia (1h, The Castle Of Equalia) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.2
After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, hail from Equalia! The blessed realm of equality, fairness and acceptance for all.
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Mind telling me how you got elected running on such an asinine platform?
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Well, I’m queen so... no elections.
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How is a monarchy a land of equality?
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IT JUST IS, OKAY? WHY IS EVERYONE SO HUNG UP ON THIS?
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Anyway, Springfield could learn much from Equalia. May I share some of our enlightened policies with you?
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I’m more interested in you "sharing" the property taxes on that enormous castle. Which is in Springfield.
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The blessed realm of paying your taxes or here come the bulldozers.
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We have no money in Equalia. We’re a post-scarcity utopian society.
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That’s nice. Well, I’ve got a castle to rubble-ize.
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Wait! Maybe I could sell you some two-nicorns? It’s a unicorn with two horns.
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So it’s a deer.
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Well, no. Sort of.
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System Message
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Returning for a limited time sale is the Two-nicorn! Check the Build Menu for details.
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![Tapped Out Returning Twonicorn.png](https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Tapped_Out_Returning_Twonicorn.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Returning_Twonicorn.png) After tapping: Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall ( 48,500, 24h) Task: Make Queen Helvetica Meet with Mayor Quimby (12h, Town Hall, Quimby) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.3
After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Long live Queen Helvetica! Ruthless despot of that blessed realm! The Iron Lady of Tolerance!
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You should visit Equalia. Seriously, everybody’s totally happy.
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They’d better be! Or else!
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Am I right, oh Most Beneficent Tyrant?
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Why can’t I explain this to anyone?
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If you’ve got propaganda to deliver, television is a first-rate medium!
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Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 ( 46,000, 24h) Task: Make Queen Helvetica Do an Interview (4h, Channel 6)
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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Kent Brockman, here, with Queen Helvetica. Tell us about Equalia, Your Majesty.
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It’s a land of equal rights for--
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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Any juicy gossip about the royal family? Bring us up to speed on the disgraceful scandals currently besmirching your reign.
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Uh...
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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You see, America has never known monarchy. We pretend that makes us better than other nations.
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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When, in fact, we are consumed with jealousy. Jealousy of the scrumptious, titillating gossip that even a second-rate royal family vomits forth!
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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So feed the tabloid monster! How many of your sons are you ashamed of?
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I’m eight years old.
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You heard it here first, folks. A mother at eight! God, I love depraved royalty.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.4
We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.5
After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Everyone in this town has a horrible opinion of me!
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Hey Queenie! Keep your shady regal attitude outta my shady bar!
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Who’s Equalia’s version of Camilla Parker-Bowles, and why won’t you be nicer to her?
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Are you dating Nelson Muntz? If so -- great catch!
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I’ve got to get away from them!
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Task: Make Queen Helvetica Hide from Paparazzi (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.6
After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I can’t take this place! Why won’t you leave me alone!?
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Just wait out the news cycle. Everyone forgets about everything after one news cycle.
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And... done. There. You’re yesterday’s news. Congratulations, whoever you are.
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Uh, thanks! So who replaced me in the public consciousness?
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Some kid on ViewTube who puts metal objects into electrical sockets. There he is!
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I’m a miracle I’m still alive!
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I can always count on you, Ralph Wiggum.
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Task: Make Queen Helvetica Listen to the Royal MyPod (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters
Costumes
Image
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Costume
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Character
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Queen Helvetica
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Lisa
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Unlocked with The Castle of Equalia.
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NPCs
Image
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Character
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Costs
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Two-nicorn
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70
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Returning from the September 4, 2014 update. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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The Castle of Equalia
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6s
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Confusing the Idea of Equality
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Unlocks Queen Helvetica. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.
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Other changes made
- Quimborghini is now animated
References
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