'Zertz

The contents of this article or section are based on a deleted scene found in one of the DVD boxsets. It is considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed.

Not to be confused with 'Zerz.

'Zertz

Location Information Town: Springfield Use: Restaurant Employees: Squeaky-voiced teen First appearance: "Covercraft"

'Zertz is an all-desert restaurant in Springfield.

History

During the open night mic at 'Zertz, Homer performed using a bass guitar. Lisa introduced him as the original "Ace of Bass". While playing, his name instead said "Homer Simpson, Ass of Bass". Bart and Lisa, as well as customers, all laughed at this. After failing to pull his name down, his trousers fell down.

Appearances

• Episode – "Covercraft" (deleted scene)

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