Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes

All previously featured quotes.

July 5 2010 - August 1 2010

"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!"

―Homer Simpson

August 1 2010 - September 1 2010

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

September 1 2010 - October 1 2010

Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished?"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in."

―Ralph Wiggum

October 1 2010 - November 2 2010

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

November 2 2010 - December 1 2010

"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

―Kent Brockman

December 1 2010 - January 1 2011

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

January 1 2011 - February 1 2011

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

February 1 2011 - March 1 2011

"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson

March 1 2011 - June 6 2011

"Seymour, you're fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Did you just call me a liar?"

―Principal Skinner

"No, I said you were fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Oh. That's much worse."

―Principal Skinner

June 6 2011 - July 1 2011

"This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."

―Arnie Pie

July 1 2011 - August 1 2011

"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

―Homer Simpson

August 1 2011 - September 1, 2011

"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"

―Marge Simpson

"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."

―Homer Simpson

"So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"

―Marge Simpson

September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

―Bart Simpson

"He was a zombie?"

―Homer Simpson

October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011

"A thousand eyes... what could that be?"

―Marge Simpson

"Hmmn, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number."

―Grampa Simpson

November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011

"To start, press any key. Well where's the "any" key?"

―Homer Simpson

December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012

"The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"

―Homer Simpson

January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."

―Bart Simpson

February 2, 1212 - March 1, 2011

"Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"

―Ralph Wiggum

March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012

"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"

―Homer Simpson

April 1, 2012

"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert."

―Peter Griffin

Note: April Fools Joke.

April 2, 2012 -

"Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"

―Principal Skinner

"And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."

―Martin Prince

"Good point."

―Principal Skinner