| A Day at the Laissez-faire
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Day at the Laissez-faire is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Mrs. Sinclair to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mrs. Sinclair's exclamation mark
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Greetings workers! I have gathered you all to discuss this year's employee efficiency report.
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To start with... you're all worthless! Your overall scores ranked beneath that of the earthworm!
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Worms break down waste into usable compost!
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As I will break you down!
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And because worms give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm hiring someone to do this for me.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Sinclair Set Up Shop". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 2 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mrs. Sinclair's exclamation mark
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I don't like the way that "Efficiency Manager" examines our every move.
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No kidding. Especially since we haven't moved all day!
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Maybe we should move?
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That's a pretty drastic, but yeah... let's show her how hard we can work.
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Task: "Make Carl Work Harder". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lenny Work Harder". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Look Busy". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mrs. Sinclair's exclamation mark
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For a person to prosper, one must embrace the virtue of selfishness.
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Rules only create barriers. To be truly free, you must adapt the world to your own needs first.
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Everything she's saying belongs on a teabag.
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But if she saying what I think she's saying, we should make up our own work rules.
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Yes! I call it the Laissez-faire Workday!
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Woo hoo! And I call a 2 hour bathroom break!
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Task: "Make Carl Work Easier". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lenny Work Easier". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Not Bother to Look Busy". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mrs. Sinclair's exclamation mark
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This new work policy is great. I'm getting 50% more work done in only twice the time!
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Heh, heh, yeah, I'm saving time at home by getting all my sleep done at work!
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I don't know what Sinclair's goal is, but I'm fine microwaving ketchup packets all day. Pop-pop-boom!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Sinclair Write Philosophical Essays". The job takes place at a Blue House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mrs. Sinclair's exclamation mark
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What in the name of Lucifer is going on?! Plant productivity has plummeted!
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Allow me to explain. Each worker is expected to work for themselves, not for the profit of the company.
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Wha?!... Not profit for the company? The company is me!
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She's a witch! Someone draw me a circle of salt and cast her out with flint pebbles!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Sinclair Find a New Job". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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