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{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon! | {{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]'' | {{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} '' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[walking in]'' Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over! |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... '' | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... ''[to Bart]'' Bacon up that sausage, boy! |
{{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts! | {{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts! | ||
:''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]'' | :''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]'' | ||
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{{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times. | {{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} '' | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[cheerfully]'' Who wants some astro-lemonade? |
{{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"? | {{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this. | {{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this. | ||
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{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager. | {{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} '' | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[whispering]'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and... |
| − | {{qf|Family}} '' | + | {{qf|Family}} ''[singing]'' We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- ''[stop as Lisa enters]'' |
{{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa. | {{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water. | {{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist. | {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist. | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- '' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- ''[gasps when she sees the "present"]'' Is that a pony!? |
:''[Homer and Bart stand beside it.]'' | :''[Homer and Bart stand beside it.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. '' | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. ''[holds out some sugar cubes to the pony]'' |
{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you! | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you! | ||
:''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]'' | :''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} '' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[touched]'' Aww! |
:''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]'' | :''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]'' | ||
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it! | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} '' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[noticing him]'' NO! ''[runs out of the house]'' |
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{{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist! | {{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist! | ||
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- [Close-up of Homer at breakfast.]
- Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! [it turns out that he is talking to Bart] So butter your bacon!
- Bart: Yes, father. [does so]
- Lisa: [walking in] Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
- Homer: Hold that thought... [to Bart] Bacon up that sausage, boy!
- Bart: But, Dad, my heart hurts!
- [Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]
- Richard Gere: I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
- Lenny: We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
- Carl: Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups?
- Richard Gere: I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
- Marge: [cheerfully] Who wants some astro-lemonade?
- Nerd: What precisely makes it "astro"?
- Marge: Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
- Kearney: Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
- Marge: [whispering] Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
- Family: [singing] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- [stop as Lisa enters]
- Marge: ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
- Lisa: I just came down for a glass of water.
- Marge: Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
- Lisa: Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- [gasps when she sees the "present"] Is that a pony!?
- [Homer and Bart stand beside it.]
- Homer: I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. [holds out some sugar cubes to the pony]
- Marge: Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
- [She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]
- Lisa: [touched] Aww!
- [Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]
- Reverend Lovejoy: Lick it! Lick it!
- Lisa: [noticing him] NO! [runs out of the house]
- Lenny: Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!
- Carl: What about the Dalai Lama?
- Lenny: Who's the Dalai Lama?
- Carl: You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha?
- Lenny: Who's Buddha?
- Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!
