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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. ''[notices that his arm is stuck through a painting]'' Uh, let's get out of here. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Guenter}} To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of [[Ringo Starr]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's ''my'' life you're describing! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. ''[to the barbecue]'' Didn't you? Didn't you?! | |
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- Marge: You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist.
- Homer: No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family.
- Homer: Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. [notices that his arm is stuck through a painting] Uh, let's get out of here.
- Moe: So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you?
- Guenter: To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.
- Moe: Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located?
- Homer: I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.
- Marge: That's my life you're describing!
- Homer: This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. [to the barbecue] Didn't you? Didn't you?!
