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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle. | |
:''[Crowd gasps]'' | :''[Crowd gasps]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Agnes}} Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principle Skinner}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You too, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Exec 1}} Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Exec 2}} I hope so... ''[puts his hand on his colleague's]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Exec 1}} I thought I made myself clear in Boston. | |
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:''[Marge and Homer enter Moe's]'' | :''[Marge and Homer enter Moe's]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Four drink minimum? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll cover ya, honey. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... ''[turns pages]'' Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Guy}} Five minutes, Krusty. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Oh, I ain't going back out there. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Guy}} No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out! | |
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- Krusty: So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
- [Crowd gasps]
- Homer: [shouting] Don't you hate pants?
- Agnes: Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
- Principle Skinner: It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
- Bart: I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
- Krusty: Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
- Homer: Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
- Bart: Dad!
- Homer: You too, Bart!
- Marge: Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
- Homer: [shocked] You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
- Exec 1: Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Exec 2: I hope so... [puts his hand on his colleague's]
- Exec 1: I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
- [Marge and Homer enter Moe's]
- Marge: Four drink minimum?
- Homer: I'll cover ya, honey.
- Krusty: Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... [turns pages] Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh...
- Guy: Five minutes, Krusty.
- Krusty: Oh, I ain't going back out there.
- Guy: No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!
