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== Clown Without Pity ==
 
== Clown Without Pity ==
:'''Store Owner:''' Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
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{{qf|Store Owner}} Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[worried]'' Ooooh, that's bad.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[worried]'' Ooooh, that's bad.
:'''Owner:''' But it comes with a free Frogurt!
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{{qf|Owner}} But it comes with a free Frogurt!
:'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' That's good.
:'''Owner:''' The Frogurt is also cursed.
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{{qf|Owner}} The Frogurt is also cursed.
:'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' That's bad.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[worried]'' That's bad.
:'''Owner:''' But you get your choice of topping!
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{{qf|Owner}} But you get your choice of topping!
:'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' That's good.
:'''Owner:''' The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. ''[Homer stares]'' That's bad.
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{{qf|Owner}} The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. ''[Homer stares]'' That's bad.
:'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' Can I go now?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[worried]'' Can I go now?
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]''': That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! '''''EVIL'''''!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! '''''EVIL'''''!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
:'''Grampa''': I just want attention.
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{{qf|Grampa}} I just want attention.
  
== Dial "Z" for Zombies ==
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== Dial Z for Zombies ==
 
:''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the [[Springfield Cemetery|cemetery]]. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]''
 
:''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the [[Springfield Cemetery|cemetery]]. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]''
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, we did something very bad!"
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we did something very bad!
:'''Homer''': "Did you wreck the car?"
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{{qf|Homer}} Did you wreck the car?
:'''[[Bart]]''': "No!"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No!
:'''Homer''': "Did you raise the dead?"
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{{qf|Homer}} Did you raise the dead?
:'''Lisa''': "Yes!"
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yes!
:'''Homer''': "But the car's okay?"
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{{qf|Homer}} But the car's okay?
:'''Bart and Lisa''': "Uh-huh."
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{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Uh-huh.
:'''Homer''': ''[relieved]'' "All right, then."
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' All right, then.
 
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:''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]''
 
:''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]''
:'''[[Ned]]''': "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?
 
:''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]''
 
:''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]''
:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[shocked]'' Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?"
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{{qf|Homer}} He was a zombie?
 
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== King Homer ==
 
== King Homer ==
:'''Mr Burns''': What do you think, Smithers?
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{{qf|Mr Burns}} What do you think, Smithers?
:'''[[Smithers]]''': I think women and seamen don't mix.
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} I think women and seamen don't mix.
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day...
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day...
 
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:'''Mr Burns''': Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
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{{qf|Mr Burns}} Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
  
 
{{Season 4|Q}}
 
{{Season 4|Q}}

Revision as of 08:00, November 12, 2018


Season 4 Episode Quotes
063 "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
064
"Treehouse of Horror III"
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 065


Clown Without Pity

Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
Homer: [worried] Can I go now?

Grampa: That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL!
Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
Grampa: I just want attention.

Dial Z for Zombies

[In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No!
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart and Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: [relieved] All right, then.

[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]
Ned: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?
[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
Bart: [shocked] Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

King Homer

Mr Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.

Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...

Mr Burns: Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled