Difference between revisions of "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''Pluto:''' I used to be a planet. Then one day they called and said it was over. It's over when I say it's over! | |
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' So sad. | ||
| + | :'''Pluto:''' But I'll be back. I'm working on some stuff. Let's just say you might not be seeing Halley's Comet no more. | ||
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| + | :'''Narrator:''' Forged in a nanosecond in the Big Bang, our universe is so enormous, every NFL stadium could fit inside it. And their parking lots. | ||
| + | :''[crowd oohing, gasping]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Grampa]]:''' When's this show gonna start? | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' It has started. | ||
| + | :'''Grampa:''' ''[stammers]'' How can it have started if I'm talking? Wouldn't that bother everyone? | ||
| + | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Quiet! I can't hear the Big Bang! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Old Jewish man]]:''' I got you the one birthday present you can really use. | ||
| + | :'''Grampa:''' A call girl that kills me after? | ||
| + | :'''Old Jewish man:''' A hearing aid. | ||
| + | :'''Grampa:''' A hearing aid? Forget it. People will think I'm old, dadgummit. | ||
| + | :'''Old Jewish man:''' You are old. You've lived long enough to see your prejudiced attitudes come back into fashion. | ||
| + | :'''Grampa:''' Lousy Greeks. | ||
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' I'm also the state drunk! | :'''[[Barney]]:''' I'm also the state drunk! | ||
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- Pluto: I used to be a planet. Then one day they called and said it was over. It's over when I say it's over!
- Lisa: So sad.
- Pluto: But I'll be back. I'm working on some stuff. Let's just say you might not be seeing Halley's Comet no more.
- Narrator: Forged in a nanosecond in the Big Bang, our universe is so enormous, every NFL stadium could fit inside it. And their parking lots.
- [crowd oohing, gasping]
- Grampa: When's this show gonna start?
- Marge: It has started.
- Grampa: [stammers] How can it have started if I'm talking? Wouldn't that bother everyone?
- Sideshow Mel: Quiet! I can't hear the Big Bang!
- Old Jewish man: I got you the one birthday present you can really use.
- Grampa: A call girl that kills me after?
- Old Jewish man: A hearing aid.
- Grampa: A hearing aid? Forget it. People will think I'm old, dadgummit.
- Old Jewish man: You are old. You've lived long enough to see your prejudiced attitudes come back into fashion.
- Grampa: Lousy Greeks.
- Barney: I'm also the state drunk!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Your pupils aren't ready for Earth light!
