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Revision as of 05:18, November 25, 2016
Gameplay
Fowl Play
Fowl Play Pt. 1
Fowl Play Pt. 2
After completing Fowl Play Pt. 1:
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Giant claw prints? Signs of pecking? Novelty-sized feathers? It's pretty clear who did this… Flanders!
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T'wasn't that sweater slicker. Them slow-drivin' street barges was killed by the Bigclaw.
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Bigclaw? So the legend is true. Unlike that one about Santa being college roommates with the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy went to college online.
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Dad, you can't seriously believe this Bigclaw hogwash.
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That reminds me – I got to take my pig to the hogwash. She's getting married tomorrow. I'm her dowry!
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Task: Make Cletus Tell Tall Tales (6s, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Listen to the Hillbilly's Ramblings (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fowl Play Pt. 3
After completing Fowl Play Pt. 2:
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I'm completely convinced: Bigclaw pecks among us!
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Don't jump to conclusions. Remember that time you saw the Loch Ness Monster in Maggie's wading pool? It was just the dog.
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Was it? Was it?
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Yes. It was.
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Well, this is different because I'm sober. Or sober-ish. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fix that.
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Task: Make Homer Rant About Crazy Theories While Drinking (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Suckers Believe Crazy Theories [x3] (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Characters: Ned, Cletus, Apu
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Mister Flanders, please tell me you don't believe in this.
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I believe in all sorts of things that can't be proven. That's my thing!
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And I'm here because there aren't a lot of groups that will include me. Even the catatonic patients at the hospital seem to move their chairs away from me.
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You're welcome here, pal. At least until we get another person to join. Then you're out.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Most Dangerous Game
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1
After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3:
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I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
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If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time.
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No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
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I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
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What if I just want you to find it?
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That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal.
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Task: Prepare for the Hunt [x60] (3h, Simpson House) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Skinner, Grant Connor Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1:
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Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
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Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
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The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day!
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It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!
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Task: Flush out Bigclaw [x90] (3h, Camping Tent) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor
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What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
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We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
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That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
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I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2:
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Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of s[i][/i]cat.
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Uh, not all that's from the animals.
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You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
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Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
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So you won't hurt these animals?
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I won't, no. Not I.
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Task: Round up the Wild Animals [x190] (3h, Crappy RV) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
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Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
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Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck!
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I've done that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rescue Mission
After starting The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3:
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Task: Tap Wild Animals
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The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3:
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Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag.
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I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping.
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We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating.
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Task: Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding [x120] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary) Characters: Homer, Flanders, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
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Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons.
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Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease!
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Uh oh. He's mad ‘cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4:
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I don't know why, but I thought something called “Bigclaw” would be more gentle. It's a monster!
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Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God…
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And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them?
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There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear?
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I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed...
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Task: Assemble The Bear Suit [x230] (3h, Simpson House) Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
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There, it fits just like a glove.
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Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into.
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So just like I said. A glove.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Game Hunter
After starting The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5:
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Task: Tap Bigclaw [x3]
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The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5:
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There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing.
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No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat.
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Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw.
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Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but… is this really a good idea?
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If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so… uh, hakuna matata.
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Task: Trap Bigclaw [x250] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy Task: Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary)
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Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it!
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*OOOLULLLU*
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Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something.
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*OOOLULLLU*
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That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am!
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So you're… friends now?
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We're enemies. We hate each other… NOT!
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Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey.
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If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Man's Beast Friend
After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6:
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This poor turkey is gonna need some real help if he's going to live in civilization.
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Yeah, we can't let him slip through the cracks and end up like Moe.
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You have to teach him about the dangers of the modern world – cars, toxins, Bart...
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I can also introduce him to the best snack foods and the worst TV shows. Finally, I can pass something on to the next generation other than debt!
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Task: Make Homer Show Bigclaw the Tractor Pull Network (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Cook a Cheese Steak S'more for Bigclaw (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Teach Bigclaw how to Nap in a Hammock (1h, Simpson House)
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Hey, this thing is paying out!
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Come on, everyone: poke and provoke the giant, violent animal!
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System Message
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Tap Bigclaw up to three times a day to receive bonus money, XP and pharmaceuticals!
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Quest reward: Bigclaw, 100 and 10 Note: Tapping Biclaw 3 times a day yields 50 XP and either $250, $500 or 2 Pharmaceuticals each time.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
After the user logs in on November 24th:
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Can I interest you in some Thanksgiving turkeys. In poultry industry jargon, they, uh, “fell off a truck”.
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Wait, the robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart was you? And not Bigclaw?
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Well, a guy in my crew messed his hand up in a roulette accident and now we call him Bigclaw. So the answer is both yes and no. That would confuse a jury, right?
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These turkeys still have Kwik-E-Mart price tags on them!
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Looks like these turkeys are going swimming with cement shoes. But I'll make it look like a scuba trip gone wrong.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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An Early Christmas Present
After the user logs in on November 29th:
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We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
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*suck* *suck*
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It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
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You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
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*suck* *suck*
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Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
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We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
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And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
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Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
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*suck* *suck*
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System Message
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How will Maggie deal with this creepy Gnome? Find out on The Simpsons Sunday 8/7C on Fox!
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Quest reward: Gnome Box, 100 and 10
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Premium Gameplay
Man VS Wilderness
Man VS Wilderness Pt. 1
After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
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Mister Connor, what brings you to Springfield? I ask everyone who comes here that, hoping they see something redeeming I don't.
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Your town's in the migratory path of many of nature's most delicious species. Plus, the tire fire makes them dizzy and easy to shoot. And full of smoky flavor. It's a gun-toting gourmand's dream.
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You know, the local grocery store sells lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. In case you were considering taking a little break from murder.
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Pass. I only eat what I shoot. Even on my birthday, I blast cake all over the walls. A pain to clean up, but a man needs to live by principles.
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Task: Make Grant Connor Shop for Hunting Supplies (4h, Springfield Hunting Supplies) Task: Make Grant Connor Make a Snack (1h)
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The beak doesn't usually go down that rough. Chest... tightening. Breath... shortening.
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Oh no! Mr. Connor, I think you're having a heart attack!
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Haw-haw!
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But I'm only half-done. Please… apply plastic wrap and… put in fridge.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Man VS Wilderness Pt. 2
After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
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You're dying. By getting right to the point like that, I can help an extra three patients a day. Or help myself get to golf earlier. Hehehe, I've been playing a lot of golf. Anyway, you need to stop eating meat.
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No way. I never feel more alive than when I'm eating something dead.
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Your diet is costing you your life. And that's on top of what you're spending on steak sauce a month.
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Maybe you're right, Doc. Maybe it is time for a change. I'm gonna think about it over a piece of antler jerky.
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Task: Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital) Task: Make Grant Connor Contemplate Life Without Meat (1h, Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Man VS Wilderness Pt. 3
After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
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It seems me killing and eating meat is killing me as well. I respect that meat is a worthy opponent.
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You know, most of the animals you hunt only eat vegetables. Why not be like them, except without the nudity. Try some carrots.
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Not bad. Crunchy like a baby kangaroo. Where'd you find them?
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I picked them fresh from Cletus' farm this morning.
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Fresh, eh? Sounds like hunting. And I can mount the leafy green part over my fireplace. I'm in!
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Task: Make Grant Connor Hunt Vegetables (8h, Cletus's Farm)
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I guess I can live without meat by hunting veggies. It wasn't the protein I craved, just the gunplay.
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Yeah, we'll work on that next.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Purge... of High Prices!
The Purge... of High Prices! (Day1)
After the user logs in on November 25th:
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What's that rumbling? Homer, are you brewing your own booze again?
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Not yet, but I soon will be because it's Black Friday: the day people riot for meager savings. Even on home brewing kits.
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Oh, no! That means...
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After tapping on Gil's Black Friday mark:
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Ol' Gil's back with more stuff than he can fit in his cardboard box slash house slash office slash fire hazard!
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How can you be a part of a capitalist practice that gets rowdy enough to have its own death count?
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There's very few deaths, just lots of light trampling. And if someone dies, I'm at their funeral, pocketing cheese cubes like there's no tomorrow.
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Offer accepted:
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Thanks, crafty consumer! What better way to be thankful, than to have more THINGS to be thankful for! Materialism's the best… I've heard.
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Offer declined:
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Oh, it's just like the old Black Fridays, when they'd lay me off before the paychecks were cut. They said I wasn't worth the envelope.)
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The Purge... of High Prices! (Day2)
After the user logs in on November 26th:
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Ol' Gil's here to fan the flames with riot-provoking prices on things he can't afford!
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Black Friday exploits the desperation of the ninety-nine percent, making them scrap and fight for discounts of ten percent. Like everything, this is about injustice and math.
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Not today. I'm offering bargain basement prices! I got the idea because I once lived in a basement. Whenever it flooded or the radiator boiled over, I got myself a free bath!
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Offer accepted:
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No better way to stick it to those fat cats than having Gil join their social elite. Speaking of, my Thanksgiving dinner last year was a fat cat.
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Tasted horrible.
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Offer declined:
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But if you don't spend money, Big Business wins! More importantly, Gil loses!)
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The Purge... of High Prices! (Day3)
After the user logs in on November 27th:
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It's Black Friday and ol' Gil is pulling out all the stops! Everything must go! Prices are being evicted just like I've been!
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This sale has gotten out of hand. I don't feel safe leaving my own home.
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Then oh boy, has Gil got the solution for you: arms and armaments, priced as low as your kids' allowance!
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Offer accepted:
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Nothing says "keep off the grass" like a weapon of mass destruction!
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Offer declined:
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Don't blame me the next time you incite an angry mob and have no way of fending them off.
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That's how I lost my bindle. And my kidney.)
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Domo Arigato
After the user logs in on November 28th:
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Well, we survived another Black Friday unscathed.
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I got a little scathed.
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Uh... aren't you guys forgetting something?
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After tapping on Gil's C.H.U.M. mark:
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It's Cyber Monday! Because the one thing Black Friday needed was more of it!
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Haven't you done enough? This rampant consumerism has alienated us from all our friends. Or in my case, acquaintances.
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Who needs friends, when ol' Gil is selling the Friend two-point-oh! He's a companion, butler and paperweight, all rolled into one.
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Offer accepted:
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You won't be sorry. When the robot apocalypse comes, you'll have a man on the inside!
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Offer declined:
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Fine, who needs you! Gil will keep this little buddy for himself. You an' me will be inseparable, ol' chum.
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I'm not supposed to be here. Please reconsider. And shower.
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Robot Rescue
Robot Rescue Pt. 1
After tapping on C.H.U.M.'s exclamation mark:
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Lisa, I've had an epiphany after being paired with teacher in the “buddy system” on our recent field trip. Our weak hand-holding crossing the road suggested that teacher was, in fact, not my “buddy”.
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That's not much of an epiphany. Everyone laughed at you and called you a loser. Even sadly and unprofessionally, the teacher.
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The same thing happened to Steve Jobs. But like him, my genius has trumped my mockery. I present... The Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchacho, or as he's known to me, his creator and permanent buddy: C.H.U.M!
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Please don't call me that. At least not around other robots.
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See, his “banter” function is working perfectly! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to set him to “frolic". And we're off!
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*sigh* That poor robot.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Unlock Martin Task: Make Lisa Think of a Way to Help C.H.U.M. (1h, Simpson House) Task: Force C.H.U.M. to Frolic with Martin (12h, Martin)
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Professor, is it possible for robots to feel emotion?
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I believe it is, contrary to the cold shoulder I'm getting from the female voice in my car's GPS.
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The car's German. Give it time. Now, I've got some robot suffering to lessen.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Robot Rescue Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I've heard there's a way to help robots in trouble, but it's a well-kept secret.
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That sounds like an awesome movie. Maybe the robot kills and burns everyone around it. That could be the first minute and then it could build from there.
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I'm glad you're excited about this. Can I count on you to help?
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Okay, but I'm not doing it to help you, I'm doing it to hurt Martin.
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Six of one. Now come on -- we can start by making contact with another local robot.
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Whoa, the new Yard Work Simulator! I'm gonna get the raking leaves high score!
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Task: Make Lisa Put Her Plan Into Action (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Get Distracted by Yard Work Simulator (4h, Yard Work Simulator) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Robot Rescue Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Okay, everything is set. The Yard Work Simulator has contacted every robot from here to West Shelbyville. They will get C.H.U.M. to a place where he can be happy.
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Wouldn't it be easier to just pour water on him so he can short-circuit? Easier and way cooler to watch!
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No Bart, he deserves happiness and should enjoy a long life. At least until the C.H.U.M. two-point-oh comes out and he's stuck in a closet somewhere.
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Task: Make C.H.U.M. do the Robot (4h)
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Lisa, have you seen C.H.U.M.? I planned a big day for us folding pocket squares, steeping tea, a gentle poetry jam…
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Uh no, I haven't seen him. Did he say anything to you?
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He just sent me an email saying “As much misery as I felt, I now feel twice as much joy”. What ever could that mean?
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I have no idea, but isn't it enough for you that wherever he is, he's happy?
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No! I had to sit by myself on the bus today. I have a mirror next to my bed so I can pretend I have a friend sleeping over. I'm back to being alone and even I don't enjoy my company!
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I'm sorry, but finding friends for nerds is way harder than friends for robots.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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