Difference between revisions of "The Seven-Beer Snitch/Quotes"
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Think, Marge think. Culture, vulture, birds of prey, pray in a church, The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, ghosts are scary, scary rhymes with Gary... That's it, architect [[Frank Gehry]]! | :'''[[Marge]]''': Think, Marge think. Culture, vulture, birds of prey, pray in a church, The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, ghosts are scary, scary rhymes with Gary... That's it, architect [[Frank Gehry]]! | ||
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+ | :''[After [[Otto]] has switched Homer's urine sample with his own:]'' | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Simpson! I haven't see so many drugs in a wang, since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD, Mach-3, and trace amounts of... dewewehhhh, human urine? | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Simpson! I haven't see so many drugs in a wang, since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD, Mach-3, and trace amounts of... dewewehhhh, human urine? | ||
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− | :'''Mr. Burns''': I'll make these rioters regret their folly! This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': I'll make these rioters regret their folly! This prison will make {{w|Abu Ghraib}} look like the {{w|Four Seasons Hotels and Resorts|Four Seasons}}. |
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:'''[[Snake]]''': Ha, ha! No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me! | :'''[[Snake]]''': Ha, ha! No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me! | ||
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− | :'''Frank Gehry''': And none of this would happen if it weren't for a letter written by a little girl. | + | :'''[[Frank Gehry]]''': And none of this would happen if it weren't for a letter written by a little girl. |
− | :'''Marge''': I wrote that letter | + | :'''Marge''': ''I'' wrote that letter! |
− | :'''Frank Gehry''': You wrote, "You are the bestest architect in the world"? | + | :'''Frank Gehry''': ''You'' wrote, "You are the bestest architect in the world"? |
:'''Marge''': Well, aren't you? | :'''Marge''': Well, aren't you? | ||
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- Homer: I only did what I had to do to survive... in a style befitting a French monarch.
- Marge: Think, Marge think. Culture, vulture, birds of prey, pray in a church, The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, ghosts are scary, scary rhymes with Gary... That's it, architect Frank Gehry!
- [After Otto has switched Homer's urine sample with his own:]
- Mr. Burns: Simpson! I haven't see so many drugs in a wang, since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD, Mach-3, and trace amounts of... dewewehhhh, human urine?
- Mr. Burns: I'll make these rioters regret their folly! This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons.
- Snake: Ha, ha! No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me!
- Frank Gehry: And none of this would happen if it weren't for a letter written by a little girl.
- Marge: I wrote that letter!
- Frank Gehry: You wrote, "You are the bestest architect in the world"?
- Marge: Well, aren't you?
- Fat Tony: Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium.
- Louie: You heard the boss! Find the rat!
- Johnny Tightlips: I found the rat, and he's right here.
- Frankie the Squealer: I ain't the rat! I'm the pigeon.
- Legs: I thought you was the mole!
- Johnny Tightlips: No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary. But we can all agree, we work in a business with a very rich lexicon.