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[Bart visits Mrs Krabappel]

Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.

Bart: Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits.

Mrs Krabappel: [in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?

Milhouse: Safety.

Unknown kid: Emergencies.

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Jimbo: Educational.

Mr. Largo: Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.

[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]

Mrs Krabappel: [To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey.

I'll get you off Broadway..

Mr. Largo: [Horrified] Never!

Principal Skinner: [Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand] Edna let's go.

Bart: [To Mrs Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]

Mrs Krabappel: [shocked] You did What?!

Bart: Please, don't kill me!