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The twenty-sixth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Wolfcastle content update, was released on July 15, 2013.
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Celeb-o-mania
Part 1
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.
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We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.
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And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.
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The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something.
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We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!
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I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.
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Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.
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A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.
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Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.
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The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1" which is to "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 1 days and 12 hours. The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.
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Part 2
After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.
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The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.
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That's not all we got you.
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You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.
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Distract?
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Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".
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TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.
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The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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Part 3
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Excellent.
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These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.
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Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.
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The task is Make Burns Hide Nuclear Waste.
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Part 4
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Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.
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Skinner, I need real health insurance.
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I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!
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Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!
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The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Pose and Make Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break.
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If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!
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Part 5
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Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.
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Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?
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Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman…
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and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV
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The tasks are Make Carl Drink at Moe's and Make Lenny Drink at Moe's.
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Part 6
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Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.
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Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?
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I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!
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I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.
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We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.
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Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.
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If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.
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Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.
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The task is Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow.
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Part 7
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I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.
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Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?
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Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.
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Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit.
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That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.
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All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?
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I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.
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I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.
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Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.
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The task is Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion.
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After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture.
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As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring.
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We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement.
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The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total 850 and 210 in reward.
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Climbing Up To The D-List
Part 1
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Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.
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Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.
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Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"
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I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.
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The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm and Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm.
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Part 2
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Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area…
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That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.
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Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!
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Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?
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I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.
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I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams.
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Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.
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It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.
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This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.
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For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food.
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The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri.
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Part 3
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Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!
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But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it.
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I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive.
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I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.
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The task is Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili.
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Part 4
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Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser.
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Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.
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The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.
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I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.
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You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.
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You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.
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It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.
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Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people.
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The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove and Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove.
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Part 5
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Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!.
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I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.
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What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.
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Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is.
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The task is Make Marge Walk Maggie.
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Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.
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Part 6
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How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!
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*click*
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They hung up on me.
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I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!
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The task is Make Wolfcastle Exercise.
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Egoin' Crazy
Part 1
Part 2
After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.
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Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"
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The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 500 and 110 in reward.
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Part 3
Part 4
Level 31: Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5
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I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!
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What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?
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The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.
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My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."
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I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.
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Text not yet decided
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The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage.
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McBain
Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain
McBain
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SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza.
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McBain
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MENDOZA!!!!
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Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt.
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Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.
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McBain
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I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon.
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McBain
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And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk.
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McBain
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I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.
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The task is Make McBain Find Intel at the Track.
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Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise
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Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.
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McBain
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I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.
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What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.
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McBain
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No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!
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The task is Make McBain Go Undercover.
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Characters
Name
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Unlock message
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Notes
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McBain
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I told you I'd be back!
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Skin for Wolfcastle
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Wolfcastle
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I just had a nightmare that my every action was controlled by a nerd.
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Building time
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Costs
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Task
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Level required
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Wolfcastle's Mansion
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1d, 12h
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343,500
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Rainer Wolfcastle
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31
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Film Set
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6s
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120
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McBain
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31
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All Night Gym
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24h
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211,500
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31
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Decorations
Decoration
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Picture
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Requires
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Reward
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Carved Ice Sculpture
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2,600
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Improves your Vanity rating
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Radioactive Man Billboard
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30
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0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
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See also
References
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