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:(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'')
 
:(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'')
:'''Adjuster''': "Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?"
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:'''Adjuster''': Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place Moe's, you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
:'''Homer's Brain''': "Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night?"
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:'''Homer's Brain''': 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night?'
:'''[[Homer]]''': "It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
:'''Homer's Brain''': "Heh heh. I would have never thought of that."
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:'''Homer's Brain''': 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.'
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:'''Farmer''': 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know.
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:'''Grampa''': We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want!
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:''[long beat]''
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:'''Grampa''': I'm cold and frightened.
 
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:''(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)''
 
:''(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)''
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:''(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)''
 
:''(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)''
:'''Homer''': "Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow."
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:'''Homer''': Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
:'''Man''': "Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors."
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:'''Man''': 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.'
:'''Homer''': "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause''] Yeah, they were gay."
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:'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''? [''pause''] ..Yeah, they were gay.
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:'''Homer''': (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked) ..D'oh!
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:'''Homer''': Mr. West, you said there was a job for me!
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:'''West''': There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago.
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:'''Barney''': So long, Superman! You're secret identity is safe with me!
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:'''Brockman''': Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
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:'''Arnie''': ''[live]'' Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!
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:'''Brockman''': Arnie, please, the ski conditions.
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:'''Arnie''': ''[now upside-down]'' Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love—
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:'''Brockman''': Heheh, that's great, Arnie.
 
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:'''Homer''': (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) Doh! Well i gotta make he's got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked) Doh!
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:'''Grampa''':The snow is melted! We can go outside again!
 
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:''[short beat]''
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:'''Grampa''': Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
 
{{Season 4|Q}}
 
{{Season 4|Q}}

Revision as of 12:32, April 30, 2013


Season 4 Episode Quotes
067 "New Kid on the Block"
068
"Mr. Plow"
"Lisa's First Word" 069


(Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
Adjuster: Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place Moe's, you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain: 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?'
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.'

Farmer: 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know.

Grampa: We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want!
[long beat]
Grampa: I'm cold and frightened.

(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)
Homer: "Do you come with the car?"
Model: "Te-he-he-he! You!"
(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)
Man: "Do you come with the car?"
Model:" Te-he-he-he! You!"

Homer: "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!"
Lisa: "Dad, that’s not the real Batman."
Adam West: "Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin."
Bart: "Who the hell is Robin?"
Adam West:" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" (starts dancing)
Homer: "Heh. Nice meetin’ ya..." (tugging the kids back and whispering) "Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…"

(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)
Homer: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
Man: 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.'
Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It To Beaver? [pause] ..Yeah, they were gay.

Homer: (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked) ..D'oh!

Homer: Mr. West, you said there was a job for me!
West: There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago.
Barney: So long, Superman! You're secret identity is safe with me!

Brockman: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
Arnie: [live] Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!
Brockman: Arnie, please, the ski conditions.
Arnie: [now upside-down] Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love—
Brockman: Heheh, that's great, Arnie.

Grampa:The snow is melted! We can go outside again!
[short beat]
Grampa: Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled