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The '''Canyonero''' is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by [[Krusty the Clown]] when it first appeared in "[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States.  The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in ''[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]'', realising he bought the F-series. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual, and Marge takes over the car, falling into a state of road rage. It looks like a Ford Expedition (1997-2002) or Land Rover Range Rover Sport HSE (2003-Present). It has space for up to a record-breaking 35 passengers.
 
 
I might eat there when visiting NYC.  It is near Letterman.  If I go there I will also do it because my parents went there before (if I was fortunate enough to visit in August 2002 (jobs) my parents probably would have taken my brothers and I there).  It will be something that we can relate to.  I can also tell this to my friends who have been there.  It will also provide a good comparison for the local deli (the last time I ate there Saddam was in power) and more importantly, Katz's.  However eating at the Carnegie Deli will make me feel better about myself.  Nobody will make me feel like a second class citizen.  I love the fact that the Carnegie Deli doesn't take plastic.  I think I will use my old bills (bills that were made before August 2002 (jobs)) to pay for my food.
 
 
 
I bet you this SUV uses diesel fuel.
 
  
 
== Theme Song ==
 
== Theme Song ==
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The theme song was sung by [[Hank Williams Jr.]].
 
The theme song was sung by [[Hank Williams Jr.]].
  
''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br />Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br/>Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br />It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br/>It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!
  
 
''Hey, hey!''
 
''Hey, hey!''
  
''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br />Sixty five tons of American pride!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br/>Sixty five tons of American pride!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''Top of the line in utility sports,<br />Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Top of the line in utility sports,<br/>Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br />She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br/>She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
  
 
''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
 
''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
* {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}  
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* {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
 
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* {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}
** {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}  
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* {{Game|The Simpsons Hit & Run}}
 
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* {{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
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[[Category:Vehicles]]

Revision as of 19:40, January 1, 2010

Canyonero
Vehicle Information

The Canyonero is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by Krusty the Clown when it first appeared in "The Last Temptation of Krust. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", realising he bought the F-series. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual, and Marge takes over the car, falling into a state of road rage. It looks like a Ford Expedition (1997-2002) or Land Rover Range Rover Sport HSE (2003-Present). It has space for up to a record-breaking 35 passengers.

Theme Song

The theme song was sung by Hank Williams Jr..

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Hey, hey!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!

Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

Appearances