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(Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)

Adjuster: "Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?"

Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?"

Homer: "It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

Homer's Brain: "Heh heh. I would have never thought of that."

(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)

Homer: "Do you come with the car?"

Model: "Te-he-he-he! You!"

(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)

Man: "Do you come with the car?"

Model:" Te-he-he-he! You!"

Homer: "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!"

Lisa: "Dad, that’s not the real Batman."

Adam West: "Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin."

Bart: "Who the hell is Robin?"

Adam West:" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" (starts dancing)

Homer: "Heh. Nice meetin’ ya..." (tugging the kids back and whispering) "Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…"

(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)

Homer: "Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow."

Man: "Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors."

Homer: "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay."

Homer: (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) Doh! Well i gotta make he's got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked) Doh!