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| + | :'''''[[The Answer]]'' commercial''' | ||
:My life was over. | :My life was over. | ||
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:I'd lost my job, my husband left me. | :I'd lost my job, my husband left me. | ||
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:I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch. | :I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch. | ||
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:And then I found... | :And then I found... | ||
:The Answer. | :The Answer. | ||
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:SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE | :SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE | ||
| − | + | :''The Answer'' was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece, | |
| − | :The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece, | ||
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:who hid it under a rock | :who hid it under a rock | ||
| − | + | :where it was discovered by the knights of [[King Arthur]], | |
| − | :where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur, | ||
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:who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean, | :who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean, | ||
| − | + | :where it was found by [[Pat Sajak]]. | |
| − | :where it was found by Pat Sajak. | + | :These great men knew ''The Answer''. |
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| − | :These great men knew The Answer. | ||
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:The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire. | :The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire. | ||
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:Learn The Answer, and change your life. | :Learn The Answer, and change your life. | ||
:Available wherever dubious, | :Available wherever dubious, | ||
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:quasi-scientific self-help books are sold. | :quasi-scientific self-help books are sold. | ||
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| − | + | :''[Bart visits [[Edna Krabappel|Mrs Krabappel]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' | |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: ''The Answer.'' This book uses the ancient power of wanting. | |
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| − | :Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: ''The Answer.'' This book uses the ancient power of wanting. | + | :'''Bart''': Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits. |
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| − | + | :'''Mrs Krabappel:''' ''[in front of the class]'' You're children. Why do you all need cell phones? | |
| − | + | :'''Milhouse:''' Safety. | |
| − | :Bart: Hey. | + | :'''Unknown kid:''' Emergencies. |
| − | + | :'''Unknown kid:'''Safety. | |
| − | + | :'''Jimbo''': Educational. | |
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| − | :Mrs Krabappel: | + | :'''Mr. Largo:''' Edna please! Only Union can protect you from this. |
| − | :Milhouse: Safety. | + | :''[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who evolves into a handsome man]'' |
| − | :Emergencies. | + | :'''Mrs Krabappel:''' ''[To Mr. Largo]'' Get me one night to get you Broadway. |
| − | :Safety. | + | :'''Mr. Largo:''' ''[Horrified]'' Never! |
| − | :Jimbo: Educational. | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand]'' Edna let's go. |
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| − | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[To Mrs Krabappel]'' I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. ''[chuckles]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Mrs Krabappel:''' ''[shocked]'' You did What?! | |
| − | :Mr. Largo: Edna please! Only Union can protect you from this. | + | :'''Bart:''' Please, don't kill me! |
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| − | :Mrs Krabappel: | ||
| − | :Mr. Largo: | ||
| − | :Principal Skinner: | ||
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| − | :Mrs Krabappel: | ||
| − | :Bart: Please, don't kill me! | ||
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- The Answer commercial
- My life was over.
- I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
- I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
- And then I found...
- The Answer.
- SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
- The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
- who hid it under a rock
- where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
- who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
- where it was found by Pat Sajak.
- These great men knew The Answer.
- The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
- Learn The Answer, and change your life.
- Available wherever dubious,
- quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.
- [Bart visits Mrs Krabappel]
- Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.
- Bart: Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits.
- Mrs Krabappel: [in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
- Milhouse: Safety.
- Unknown kid: Emergencies.
- Unknown kid:Safety.
- Jimbo: Educational.
- Mr. Largo: Edna please! Only Union can protect you from this.
- [Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who evolves into a handsome man]
- Mrs Krabappel: [To Mr. Largo] Get me one night to get you Broadway.
- Mr. Largo: [Horrified] Never!
- Principal Skinner: [Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand] Edna let's go.
- Bart: [To Mrs Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
- Mrs Krabappel: [shocked] You did What?!
- Bart: Please, don't kill me!
