Difference between revisions of "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love/Quotes"
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:'''Waiter''': "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?" | :'''Waiter''': "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?" | ||
:'''Lisa''': "No!" | :'''Lisa''': "No!" | ||
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:''[Lenny reads his fortune.]'' | :''[Lenny reads his fortune.]'' | ||
:'''[[Lenny]]''': "'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me...and my winning ways." | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me...and my winning ways." | ||
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:''[More fortune cookie fortunes by [[Homer]]:]'' | :''[More fortune cookie fortunes by [[Homer]]:]'' | ||
:''"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."'' | :''"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."'' | ||
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:''"You will invent a humorous toilet lid."'' | :''"You will invent a humorous toilet lid."'' | ||
:''"Your store is being robbed, [[Apu]]."'' | :''"Your store is being robbed, [[Apu]]."'' | ||
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:''[Burns flirts with [[Gloria]] the meter maid]'' | :''[Burns flirts with [[Gloria]] the meter maid]'' | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "You can lift my wiper any day!" | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "You can lift my wiper any day!" | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "You're going to ask her to marry you?" | :'''[[Homer]]''': "You're going to ask her to marry you?" | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!" | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!" | ||
:'''Homer''': "Are you sure you want to do this so fast?" | :'''Homer''': "Are you sure you want to do this so fast?" | ||
:'''Burns''': " Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon." | :'''Burns''': " Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon." | ||
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:'''[[Snake]]''': "You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?" | :'''[[Snake]]''': "You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?" | ||
:'''[[Gloria]]''': "You pushed me out of a moving car." | :'''[[Gloria]]''': "You pushed me out of a moving car." | ||
:'''Snake''': "The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load...and, um, protect you. | :'''Snake''': "The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load...and, um, protect you. | ||
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:''[Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]'' | :''[Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]'' | ||
:'''[[Gloria]]''': "Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable. | :'''[[Gloria]]''': "Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable. | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': "You know what would be suprising? A foot massage!" | :'''[[Homer]]''': "You know what would be suprising? A foot massage!" | ||
:'''[[Snake]]''': "Shut up!" ''[[He pisto-whips Homer]] | :'''[[Snake]]''': "Shut up!" ''[[He pisto-whips Homer]] | ||
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:''[The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]'' | :''[The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]'' | ||
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': "We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?" | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': "We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?" | ||
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:'''[[Eddie]]''': "Ow! Ow! Ow!" | :'''[[Eddie]]''': "Ow! Ow! Ow!" | ||
:'''Wiggum''': "Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?" | :'''Wiggum''': "Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?" | ||
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:''[Kent Brockman interviews [[Gloria]] after her brush with death.]'' | :''[Kent Brockman interviews [[Gloria]] after her brush with death.]'' | ||
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': "I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, '[[Channel Six]] is hot, hot, hot!'" | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': "I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, '[[Channel Six]] is hot, hot, hot!'" | ||
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- Lisa: "I love Chinatown, although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town."
- [Bart orders dinner at Bob's Big Buddah.]
- Bart: [to waiter] "Uh...yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce."
- Marge: "Bart!"
- Waiter: "Oh, excellent choice, sir."
- [Marge realizes shark butt is on the menu.]
- Marge: "Oh.
- [Lisa's order]
- Lisa: "Uh, how is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?"
- Waiter: "Very disappointing"
- Lisa: "Then I'll have the Sweet and Sour Rice."
- Waiter: "Oh, very good. Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?"
- Lisa: "Neither, thank you."
- Waiter: "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?"
- Lisa: "No!"
- [Lenny reads his fortune.]
- Lenny: "'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me...and my winning ways."
- [More fortune cookie fortunes by Homer:]
- "You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."
- "The price of stamps will climb even higher."
- "You will invent a humorous toilet lid."
- "Your store is being robbed, Apu."
- Homer: "You're going to ask her to marry you?"
- Mr. Burns: "Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!"
- Homer: "Are you sure you want to do this so fast?"
- Burns: " Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon."
- Snake: "You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?"
- Gloria: "You pushed me out of a moving car."
- Snake: "The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load...and, um, protect you.
- [Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]
- Gloria: "Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable.
- Homer: "You know what would be suprising? A foot massage!"
- Snake: "Shut up!" He pisto-whips Homer
- [The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]
- Kent Brockman: "We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?"
- Chief Wiggum: "Well, we have an officer sneakin' around the house, Kent. So unless they have a television in there, or can hear my loud talking--"
- [A gunshot is heard. Officer Eddie runs away from the hideout, holding his arm in pain.]
- Eddie: "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
- Wiggum: "Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?"
- [Kent Brockman interviews Gloria after her brush with death.]
- Kent Brockman: "I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, 'Channel Six is hot, hot, hot!'"
