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Looking for someone new to [[prank]], [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] and [[Van Houten family#Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] find a naive-looking man named [[Howell Huser]], who has been roaming [[United States|America]]. They torment him so much that he breaks his 47 year long smiling streak. Huser leaves and appears on [[television|TV]], saying just how terrible [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]] is. Within a month, the Springfield tourism business is in a state of collapse. As a solution, Lisa suggests they legalize [[same-sex marriage]]. | Looking for someone new to [[prank]], [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] and [[Van Houten family#Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] find a naive-looking man named [[Howell Huser]], who has been roaming [[United States|America]]. They torment him so much that he breaks his 47 year long smiling streak. Huser leaves and appears on [[television|TV]], saying just how terrible [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]] is. Within a month, the Springfield tourism business is in a state of collapse. As a solution, Lisa suggests they legalize [[same-sex marriage]]. | ||
| − | Soon, hundreds of [[gay]] and [[lesbian]] couples come to Springfield. However, [[ | + | Soon, hundreds of [[gay]] and [[lesbian]] couples come to Springfield. However, [[Rev. Lovejoy]] still holds the view that marriage is only between a man and a woman and refuses to join any same-sex couple. [[Homer Simpson|Homer]], when he overhears that ministers get paid $200 per couple, decides to become a minister himself. Shortly afterwards, he marries every gay couple in town. Afterwards, he puts up a sign saying "Will marry anyone to anything." |
[[Bouvier sisters|Patty]] tells [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] that she herself is a lesbian and is in love with a pro-golfer named Veronica. Marge is extremely uncomfortable with this new fact, even though the evidence was always there. She also makes a shocking discovery: Veronica is actually a man. At the ceremony, Marge states "Veronica's" secret and when he asks Patty to still marry him, she declines. Patty and Selma then go to leave a bag at the [[airport]] unattended, as a way to meet security personnel. | [[Bouvier sisters|Patty]] tells [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] that she herself is a lesbian and is in love with a pro-golfer named Veronica. Marge is extremely uncomfortable with this new fact, even though the evidence was always there. She also makes a shocking discovery: Veronica is actually a man. At the ceremony, Marge states "Veronica's" secret and when he asks Patty to still marry him, she declines. Patty and Selma then go to leave a bag at the [[airport]] unattended, as a way to meet security personnel. | ||
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"There's Something About Marrying"
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Episode Information
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"There's Something About Marrying" is one of the most controversial episodes from the sixteenth season of The Simpsons.
Synopsis
Looking for someone new to prank, Bart and Milhouse find a naive-looking man named Howell Huser, who has been roaming America. They torment him so much that he breaks his 47 year long smiling streak. Huser leaves and appears on TV, saying just how terrible Springfield is. Within a month, the Springfield tourism business is in a state of collapse. As a solution, Lisa suggests they legalize same-sex marriage.
Soon, hundreds of gay and lesbian couples come to Springfield. However, Rev. Lovejoy still holds the view that marriage is only between a man and a woman and refuses to join any same-sex couple. Homer, when he overhears that ministers get paid $200 per couple, decides to become a minister himself. Shortly afterwards, he marries every gay couple in town. Afterwards, he puts up a sign saying "Will marry anyone to anything."
Patty tells Marge that she herself is a lesbian and is in love with a pro-golfer named Veronica. Marge is extremely uncomfortable with this new fact, even though the evidence was always there. She also makes a shocking discovery: Veronica is actually a man. At the ceremony, Marge states "Veronica's" secret and when he asks Patty to still marry him, she declines. Patty and Selma then go to leave a bag at the airport unattended, as a way to meet security personnel.
Trivia
- This episode had a Parental Discretion Advised warning, the first time for The Simpsons and it was rated TV-14 DLV, the sixth time for The Simpsons.
- This episode was given a PG rating with an "Adult Themes" advisory in Australia.
- Homer's printer is capable of perforating paper.
- Julio, from the episode Three Gays of the Condo, is seen being married by Homer. His friend from the episode, Grady, is not seen.
Cultural References
- The title is a reference to the popular comedy movie There's Something About Mary.
- The couch gag is a reference to the NHL hockey lockout.
- Veronica sings a couple lines of the Aerosmith song "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)".
Goofs
- Although Homer stopped being homophobic in Homer's Phobia and even lived together with two openly homosexual men in Three Gays of the Condo he still can be seen holding a sign "Death before gay marriage".
- Reverend Lovejoy is unable to cite the book in the Bible condemning homosexuality (Genesis, Leviticus and others), yet in Homer the Heretic he is able to cite a completely random Bible verse of Homer's choosing from memory (Matthew 21:17). [1]
Quotes
- Disco Stu: Disco Stu just got an annulment from John Paul Two. Boogie down!
- Bart: Is this one of those reality deals where a guy gets a million bucks for marrying Aunt Patty but they have to honeymoon in a box full of snakes?
Homer: Son, that's the stupidest idea I ever heard... and I know exactly who would pay top dollar for it!
(picks up phone and dials)
Phone: You've reached FOX. If you're pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1. If you're pitching a rip-off of another network's reality show, press 2. Please stay on the line - your half-baked ideas are all we've got. - Rev. Lovejoy: While I have no opinion for or against your sinful lifestyles, I cannot marry two people of the same sex no more than I can put a hamburger on a hotdog bun. Now, go back to working behind the scenes at every facet of entertainment!
Marge: Excuse me, Reverend.
Lovejoy: Yes?
Marge: As long as two people love each other, I don't think God cares whether they both have the same "hoo-hoo" or "ha-ha".
Nelson: Ha-ha! audio clip
Rev. Lovejoy: The Bible forbids same-sex relations.
Marge: Which book?
Rev. Lovejoy: Which book?! The Bible!
Marge: But Reverend... (Lovejoy begins cranking the church bells so loud that it drowns out what Marge is saying. What follows are Marge's mostly inaudible lines) Scriptural scholars disagree on the significance to Christians of many of the Old Testaments prescriptions! Jesus's teachings stress inclusiveness! And compassion!
Mayor Quimby: Lovejoy's an idiot! His church is turning away hot gobs of gay green. He could get 200 bucks a couple.
Homer: Two hundred bucks a couple, eh? (He then sees three gay couples and sees them as $100 bills) Hey, I gotta get in on this. These people have rights! The right to buy me a 62-inch TV! (Homer then throws his picket sign "Death before Gay Marriage" into a trash bin) - Mayor Quimby: (in gay-pride video) Springfield, a place where anyone can marry, even dudes. We're just off Route 202. Do not take the Jefferson Avenue exit. For God's sake, do not take that exit!
- Homer: Who's next? Adam and Steve? Or Madame and Eve?
Marge: Homer, you married every gay couple in town.
Homer: Hey, what can I say? I love love.
Bart: I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn.
Homer: Hmmmm. Where's Lenny and Carl?
Marge: Homer, don't you push them! They have to work it out for themselves. - Homer: And do you Julio take Thad to be your lawfully wedded life partner, in Massachusetts and Vermont, maybe Canada, stay out of Texas, for as long as you both are Gay?
Julio: (lovingly) I do. audio clip - Patty: Hey, saturated fats, I came to ask you a favor.
Homer: Let me get my belt sander; maybe I can grind the ugly off your face!
Patty: Very funny.
Homer: I wasn't joking!
[Homer pulls out a belt sander, turns it on, and advances on Patty] audio clip - Krusty: I want to clear up a misconception about the Wha-Cha-Ma-Carcass Sandwich. I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals! Everyone does it!
- Kent Brockman (on Smartline): Homer, have we started down a slippery slope to which marriage becomes so meaningless that anyone can marry any-thing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, not anything. It has to exist...or does it?
Rev. Lovejoy: Call me old fashion, but I believe marriage is described in the Bible!
Homer: If you love the Bible so much, why don't you marry it? In fact, I now pronounce you and the Bible man and wife. And you're the wife! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.. You owe me two hundred bucks.
Lovejoy: Homer, your impulsive marriages are going to lead to a lot of divorces.
Homer: Which will lead to a lot more impulsive marriages, putting more green in the blue, the blue being my pants!
(Homer holds his hand up for a high five)
Lovejoy: I'm sorry, Homer. I'm gonna have to leave you hanging there.audio clip - Mayor Quimby: We need to bring tourism back to Springfield! As usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds.
Lenny: Stronger beer!
Carl: Gladiator fights!
Woman: Poetry slams!
Barney: Giant rats!
(Sea Captain gets up)
Lisa: I have a real suggestion. (the Sea Captain sits back down with a swordfish) Why don't we legalize same-sex marriage? We can attract a growing segment of the marriage market and strike a blow for civil rights.
Moe: Yeah, them gay guys got lots of disposable income. I could serve fancy drinks and charge ten bucks a pop. What's in a martini?
Sideshow Mel: Gin and vermouth.
Moe: And that makes a what?
Sideshow Mel: A martini.
Moe: Never heard of it. But I'm still in favor of that same-sex marriage thing.
Mayor Quimby: Then it's settled. We shall legalize gay money. I mean gay marriage.
(everyone cheers)
Nelson: I propose we also legalize gay funerals. (grabs Martin) Starting with this guy!
Martin: I'm not gay! I'm nothing yet!
Moe: Okay, let's say I put a Lean Cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it. What do ya call that?
Sideshow Mel: A lean cuisini.
Moe: Wrong. - Patty: Selma, we'll always be there for each other. I don't know about Marge, though. If she doesn't show up at the ceremony, I have no "non-identical sister"! audio clip
- Marge: I'm proud of you, Homer. You have given a chance for everyone to express love in its most purest form—a binding legal contract.
- Patty: Marge if you can find it in your heart to accept me for who I am, I would love to see you at the wedding. If not, I'll see you at Homer's funeral. (we then see Homer trying to get a fly with a knife) Should be pretty soon.
Homer (stab noise): Got him! Uh-oh.
