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Holy Bible

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Holy Bible
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Book Information
Genre: Religious texts
First appearance: "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

The Holy Bible is a collection of religious texts sacred in Christianity.

History[edit]

After Lisa became Buddhist, Reverend Lovejoy said to Marge, while holding the Holy Bible, that she could "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand page sleeping pill."[1]

When Ned Flanders was dating Sara Sloane, he began to imagine the Holy Bible stripping for him.[2]

Homer was flicking through the Bible at church when Grampa started to act crazy.[3]

Non-canon[edit]

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When Homer started to burn the Holy Bible, God began to choke him.[4]

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