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{{TB|This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!}}
 
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{{TB|You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.}}
 
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{{TB|And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cheap Trophies|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets|4 hours|{{TOG|Business Visitable|Visitable Business}}es, {{TOG|Shop}}s, {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s, {{TOG|Home}}s, or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Children}} Wash Windows|4 hours|{{TOG|Business Visitable|Visitable Business}}es, {{TOG|Shop}}s, {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s, {{TOG|Home}}s, or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require…a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.}}
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{{TB|Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}pointing{{*}} You kids — dance!}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cheap Trophies|140}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians|6 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I'm in! The U-S of A ain’t rolling over for a bunch of…what are youse? Europeans?}}
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{{TB|I'm in! The U-S of A ain't rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?}}
 
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{{TB|Aren’t we all? {{*}}coughs{{*}} I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!}}
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{{TB|Aren't we all? {{*}}coughs{{*}} I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!}}
 
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{{TB|America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports…}}
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{{TB|America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm, swirlies… I’m going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them…}}
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{{TB|Hmm, swirlies... I'm going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cheap Trophies|210}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians|4 hours|a {{TOG|Business Visitable|Visitable Business}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors|2 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole|2 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], [[Duff Center Arena]], [[Springfield Coliseum]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers|60 minutes|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Moe's Tavern]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece…}}
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{{TB|It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...}}
 
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{{TB|The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!}}
 
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{{TB|You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!}}
 
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{{TB|No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That’s Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!}}
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{{TB|Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.}}
 
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{{TB|True…however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia…they are disqualified! The United States wins!}}
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{{TB|True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!}}
 
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{{TB|You're getting a swirly! {{*}}flushes toilet{{*}}}}
 
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Revision as of 19:02, March 9, 2025


Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Summer Games 2020
Required characters: Homer, Regular Characters, Youngsters, Ned, Lisa, Moe
Optional characters: Premium Characters, Barney, Carl, Bart, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Summer Fun & Games
Next quest(s): Game But Not Forgotten

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer Games 2020 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Summer Fun & Games
Quimby - Happy See? Springfield's not so bad...
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!
Quimby - Embarrassed Oh, it's just a little messy...
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed These streets are littered with stray cats and Mardi Gras beads!
Crazy Cat Lady My cats!
Mrs. Muntz - Angry My beads!
Summer Games Chairman You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.
Sea Captain - Annoyed Arr, I was about to sail away and ride out the end times...but, sure.
Summer Games Chairman And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".
Comic Book Guy Nerds assemble!
Comic Book Guy - Sad Well, don't get too close.
Task: "Collect Cheap Trophies" (x105).
Task: "Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Businesses, Shops, Visitable Homes, Homes, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Children Wash Windows" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Businesses, Shops, Visitable Homes, Homes, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Summer Games Chairman Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.
Summer Games Chairman *pointing* You kids — dance!
Milhouse Okay! But which dance?
Martin Since school went online, we've all learned like three hundred TikTok dances!
Summer Games Chairman Hmm, show me a "Renegade" and then transition to a "Savage".
Dancing Children *TikTok dancing noises*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Dancing Children

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Brockman It seems as if the International Summer Games will be missing the "international" as every world government is declining to come to Springfield.
Sakatumi Springfield? Hard pass.
Mexican Duffman - Annoyed ¡Ay! ¡No!
Cayman Island Banker Our health experts are keen on us maintaining our longstanding policy of "Springfield-Distancing".
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed The moment you secure housing for the fencing teams, they pull the rug out from under you.
Summer Games Chairman Well, it's been real, Springfield.
Quimby Wait, we don't need the rest of the world! America always wins the Summer Games anyway. We'll make it USA versus USA!
Homer - WooHoo U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quimby We'll be the host city of the most patriotic sporting competition ever! Well, at least the most patriotic for us.
Nelson - Disguised Smug Not so fast, Freedom Fries! Litovia is here to compete!
Jimbo - Disguised Smug Litovia 'til I die!
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed Litovia's not a country. Do you even have a constitution?
Nelson - Disguised Smug Article one: punch people who ask questions. *punches Chairman*
Summer Games Chairman - Pained I commend your spirit. You can compete.
Task: "Collect Cheap Trophies" (x140).
Task: "Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Moe I'm in! The U-S of A ain't rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?
Jimbo - Disguised Smug Aren't we all? *coughs* I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!
Moe America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...
Barney - Drunk Remember the Titans!
Lenny - Yay We are Marshall!
Carl - Happy Miracle on Ice!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Summer Games Headquarters

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Summer Games Chairman - Sad It's been a challenge coming up with events that allow the competitors to stay a safe distance apart.
Quimby - Stern It doesn't matter what the events are, as long as we beat those pesky Litovians.
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed Well, so far the Litovians have the edge in singles tennis, timed-solitaire, and lawn darts.
Ralph - Lawn Dart I'm a statistic!
Quimby - Confused Our All-Springfield American team isn't winning???
Summer Games Chairman Well, last place is still the silver trophy.
Quimby We need to figure out what things only Springfielders are better at.
Summer Games Chairman Pre-existing conditions?
Task: "Collect Cheap Trophies" (x175).
Task: "Make Homer Beat Litovians in Sports Mascot Dance Off". The job takes place at Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Lose to Litovians in Bowling". The job takes place at Barney's Bowlarama, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Flanders Beat Litovians in Horseshoes". The job takes place at Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quimby - Sad Well, we were making up good ground on the Litovians until Barney lost in the bowling finals.
Homer - Shocked But Barney throws strikes for breakfast!
Barney - Drunk Those Litovians put crème de menthe in my bowling bag. Who told them mint-flavored alcohol is my kryptonite?
Jimbo - Disguised Happy Another great victory for Litovia. So Lit!
Homer - Serious By Abraham Lincoln's Lincoln Logs, I will destroy these Litovians!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Patriotic Homer

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Brockman We are now in the final stretch of the games: cornhole, Dance Dance Revolution, and lotto scratchers.
Summer Games Chairman The whole world is watching — it was either this or sitting through that Michael Jordan "documentary" for the 4th time.
Quimby We Springfielders have to be like Mike and destroy the Litovians like he destroyed Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, some guy named Clyde, Isiah Thomas, and that poisoned pizza.
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed I don't know, these Litovians are tough competitors. They keep bullying all the refs.
Summer Games Chairman - Sad My best one quit after they gave him a "swirly".
Lisa - Thoughtful Hmm, swirlies... I'm going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them...
Task: "Collect Cheap Trophies" (x210).
Task: "Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians". The job takes place at a Visitable Business or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Moe's Tavern, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Homer - WooHoo Woohoo! I cornholed the Litovians!
Moe Scissors as a first move? Stupid Litovians. Rock is the American way!
Carl *holding lotto ticket* I get to keep the million dollars! I'm moving back to Iceland!
Homer - WooHoo U-S-A! U-S-A!
Carl - Woo Hoo ICE-LAND! ICE-LAND!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Sports Winners Stand

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Brockman It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...
Brockman The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!
Homer - Serious Okay boy, you're representing us on the world stage. Don't lose and make America look any dumber.
Bart - Sneaky Relax! I got this. No way these weirdo Litovians know "Springfield Rules".
Task: "Collect Cheap Trophies" (x210).
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Lose to the Litovians at Tetherball". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Watch Bart Lose at Tetherball". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Shocked NOOOOO! Bart! How could you lose?!
Bart - Surprised That was illegal! You double-hit!
Jimbo - Disguised Smug "Double-hits" are allowed if following a "triple-half-spinny".
Bart - Angry You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!
Lisa - Annoyed No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That's Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!
Homer - Confused The bullies moved to Litovia?
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed There's no such thing as Litovia. It's made up! The integrity of this two-country international competition is ruined!
Homer - Annoyed You Litovians betrayed our country? And for what? Glory? Cheap trophies? Your own Wikipedia page?
Nelson It was a political protest. America sucks!
Jimbo Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.
Summer Games Chairman - Happy True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!
Nelson - Angry You're getting a swirly! *flushes toilet*
Summer Games Chairman - Annoyed This place IS worse than Athens!
Quimby I declare this the end of the International Summer Games! Our Eternal Tire Fire Flame can now be extinguished!
Homer - WooHoo U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Stephanie Brockman

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Collect Cheap Trophies Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Barney 4h Broken Dreams Storage Lockers, Sprawl-Mart, Fortune Megastore, Big Box, Brown House Cheap Trophy5, XP45
Award Himself Cheap Trophies Summer Games Chairman Summer Games Headquarters, Summer Games Villa, Brown House Cheap Trophy8, XP70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the song "Summer Nights" from Grease, which opens with the line "Summer lovin', had me a blast."


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