Difference between revisions of "No Leg to Stand On"

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No Leg to Stand On is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Blackbeard to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers! Cool! A fun pirate! Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach? Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies. It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you? Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo! Task: "Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Run in Fear". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot? I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew. Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I? That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate". Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go. Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him? ... Task: "Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Blackbeard Accept Applications". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours. If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew. He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew? The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend. Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow. Step into my store... Task: "Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Herman Display Arms". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours. Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around. What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr. I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger. Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate? No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone. Take me to sea, or lose me forever! Step right this way. Me ship awaits! Task: "Make Sea Captain Join the Crew". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20