| Walk Like an Egyptian
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Walk Like an Egyptian is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town?
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I've never felt more at home.
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Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice.
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Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.
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Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.
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Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote.
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You don't elect a Pharaoh!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Do Manual Labor" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours.
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I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh!
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We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs.
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Back to work!
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Quest reward:  600 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say!
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Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us!
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In the world I come from, we get PAID to work.
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Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day?
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Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal.
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| Task: "Make Homer Sow Insurrection". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
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I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself.
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Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine!
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun.
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What? But Ra isn't the one true God!
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He says He is.
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Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book.
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We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours.
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Task: "Make Homer Stare at the Sun". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Be Horrified". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids.
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!
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Okay, great! What is "unionize"?
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It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.
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What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands?
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Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing.
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Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection?
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Task: "Make Homer Lead a Strike". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Overthrow Pharaoh" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours.
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We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!
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Er, yeah. About that...
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!
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You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.
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You're right. Deep down, I know it.
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Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long!
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| Task: "Make Homer Stare at the Sun". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, what have you done to yourself?
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Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good.
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations!
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles.
