| No Leg to Stand On
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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No Leg to Stand On is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Blackbeard to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
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ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers!
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Cool! A fun pirate!
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Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach?
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Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies.
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It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?
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Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!
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Task: "Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Run in Fear". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
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Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot?
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I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew.
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Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?
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That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate".
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Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
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Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him?
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Task: "Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Blackbeard Accept Applications". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
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If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.
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He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
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Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew?
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The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend.
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Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.
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Step into my store...
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Task: "Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Herman Display Arms". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours.
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Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around.
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What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
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No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.
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I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger.
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Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?
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No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone.
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Take me to sea, or lose me forever!
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Step right this way. Me ship awaits!
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Task: "Make Sea Captain Join the Crew". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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