| Diets Are for Boobs
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Diets Are for Boobs is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Cavegirl Booberella to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark
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Ever wonder how I got my booooob-iful physique?
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Prehistoric plastic surgery? Some sort of stone-based implants, most likely?
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Actually, it's the revolutionary Neo-Paleo Diet!
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Well, it SOUNDS safe and effective. My only concern is: is it trendy?
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Oh yes. It consists of the three foods our ancestor's bodies EVOLVED to eat: grubs, dirt, and starvation!
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Yum! I'm convinced!
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Task: "Make Homer Research Neo-Paleo Diet". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cavegirl Booberella Sell Her Book". The job takes place at Curvaceous Cave and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark
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The Neo-Paleo Diet is so simple and easy. All you need is to buy my 450-page book!
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It explains the pseudoscience behind the diet, based on the latest hunches of top psychic nutritionists.
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Slow down there, Professor! I'm sold!
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Task: "Make Cavegirl Booberella Market Her Diet". The job takes place at Curvaceous Cave and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Begin Dieting" (x5). The jobs take place at Curvaceous Cave and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark
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I've already lost two pounds on the Neo-Paleo Diet! And I've never felt hungrier!
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Krusty Burger sales are down fifty percent! Where are all my customers?
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We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors.
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I'm gonna live 'til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected!
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Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together...
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Task: "Make Homer Forage". The job takes place at Trees and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark
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Neo-Paleo Industries is proud to announce our new partnership!
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We are teaming with America's leader in fast, healthy food -- Krustyburger!
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Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs!
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Which was always the main ingredient in my "burgers." But now, it's a selling point!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger" (x5). The jobs take place at a Krusty Burger and take 30 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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