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Essay on the Principle of Delegation

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Essay on the Principle of Delegation
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: 4th of July 2017
Required characters: Dwight D. Eisenhower, Bart
Optional characters: George Washington, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln
Previous quest(s): Eisenhower Purchased Dialogue

Essay on the Principle of Delegation is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2017 part of the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Dwight D. Eisenhower to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark
Dwight D. Eisenhower Now, then. Essays are won or lost on the might of the thesis statement. What do we have so far?
Bart - Confused Uh... "Eisenhower, despite being bald, was a great leader and of our many presidents, he was one"?
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Annoyed Do you know the first thing about me?
Bart - Sad No, and I don't really want to. If you could just write the paper--
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Happy Son, this will be the greatest paper ever conceived by the minds of free men. Strap in!
Task: "Make Eisenhower Teach Bart About Eisenhower". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Try to Avoid Learning About Eisenhower". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark
Dwight D. Eisenhower Are all American children as lazy as your brother, miss? You may speak.
Lisa - Eyeroll Oh, really? Gee, thanks for the permission.
Dwight D. Eisenhower You're welcome.
Lisa - Deadpan Anyway, no. But Bart's not lazy, exactly. In fact, he won't stop until he gets one of you to write the paper for him.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Hmm. Oh, on another topic -- in my day the Russians were quite a threat to our democracy. How we doing on that front nowadays?
Lisa - Embarrassed About that...
Task: "Make Bart Figure Out How to Convince Presidents". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Annoyed I will not be coerced into writing your paper for you, young man.
Bart - Annoyed Oh yeah? Well I've just come back from the library, and I dug up dirt on ALL you ex-Presidents.
Lisa - Curious I thought the whole point was to AVOID research, Bart.
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Surprised Are you trying to blackmail us, young man?
Task: "Make Bart Blackmail the Presidents". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Presidents Get Nervous". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Bart, do you honestly believe any of us have embarrassing photos in our past?
George Washington Certainly not of me, there were no cameras back in the 18th century.
Richard Nixon - Surprised Dick Nixon'll do whatever you ask. Blackmail away.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

"Presidents" consist of:

Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Washington, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark
Bart - Sad I give up. I'm gonna fail.
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Surprised What? No operation of mine has EVER failed!
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Annoyed The arsenal of democracy cannot suffer defeat! You will finish this essay, or I will finish it for you!
Bart - Curious Uh... no?
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Annoyed Step aside! Ex-Presidents! Gather 'round! Your country needs you once more!
Task: "Make Eisenhower Hand Over His Essay". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20