Difference between revisions of "Parental Guidance"

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Parental Guidance is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires Ling Bouvier to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark Patty, do you ever open any mail besides sweepstakes entries? Especially when there are letters from China telling us Madam Wu is coming to visit Ling! How dare they! They're checking to see if we're fit parents. Quick, let's drop Ling off at Marge's so we can smoke up these cartons of cigarettes and finish our 140 hour MacGyver marathon! Task: "Make Selma Watch MacGyver". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Stay with Family". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark Alright, the apartment is as clean as a cheap, smoker's apartment will ever get. All Madam Wu will see is a creative space -- flash cards on the table, educational shows on TV, and painting supplies for our mini Matisse! Color! No Ling. You're getting paint everywhere. I'll look like the horrible mother of a puny Jackson Pollock. Pretty walls! Uggh... I can't handle this without another Laramie Lady Long to my lips. Task: "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The job takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Paint a Masterpiece". The job takes 8 hours. Ling is painting your walls, while you spread your smoke? No, no, it's not what it looks like. Ling was about to paint on canvas and I was exhaling my smoke into the fridge. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark Gahh the nerve of that woman to worry about the health and safety of my adopted child! I know how to get her off my back, I'll run down to the DMV and report her rental car as stolen! Mama! Let's play game! Not now Ling, Mommy has to mess up a foreign visitor's life! Task: "Make Selma Tamper with Records". The job takes place at the DMV or Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Speak at a Pre-K Level". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark If Madam Wu needs proof that I'm a good mother then I'll show her just how talented I've made Ling. Me tired Mama. That's nice sweetie, but now it's time to practice being talented. Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Perform Flutenastics". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark See how wonderful Ling is! She learned it all from me. All I see is a talented, very tired child. I like the "talented" part but the "tired" thing doesn't sound positive. I can't lose Ling! She's made my life worth living! Task: "Make Selma Watch Ling All Night". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Ling Bouvier Sleep Like an Angel". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments and takes 24 hours. Uh-oh, a letter from China. I don't know if I can stand to read what Madam Wu is going to say. Give it to me, I'll read it... Gobblety-gook, gobblety-gook... "It is the agencies belief that Selma is taking sufficient care of Ling." "However, Selma appeared stressed and distracted. Perhaps Ling should be taking better care of her." Haha... *cough-cough*... haha... *cough-cough-cough* Haha... *cough-cough-cough*... haha... *cough* Quest reward: 200 and 20